Are you..?

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

black clothes, hard music, jewelry, alto, eh...im pretty much gothic, cuz...i am half gothic XD

list factor = FALSE!!! lol

[SleepAid]

Originally posted by mind-master: brain(mmb)

list factor = FALSE!!! lol

Thanks for pointing that out.

[WarxePB]

Let's see here...

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Does Metallica and VG music remixes count?)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (*looks at fellow Charas members...*)
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is [STRIKE]suicidal and/or[/STRIKE] semi-depressed.
-Complains of boredom. (Who doesn't?)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (Both apply)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (*thinks of that 'Mama's Boy' commercial.)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (Yep, I hate those nuns)
-Misbehaves at school.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Hey, everything's corrupt these days.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (...Does that even count?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

Not bad, I guess. But still, it's ridiculous. What kind of priest in our day would write a list like that? Maybe 50 years ago, but not today.

[AsakuraHao2004]

That list just describes any average teenager.

[Dragonium]

My cat, Mother Teresa and the AOL woman - all are goth. Meh.

[Moosetroop11]

 

although England has chavs. That's just not cool.

Chavs. Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Grandy]

 

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (*looks at fellow Charas members... *)

 lol I don't know if I should be happy or sad now

 

My cat, Mother Teresa and the AOL woman - all are goth. Meh.

 Wait, you cat is suicidal, don't likes to stay with his parents, listen to rock, disrespect autorities, drinks, smokes, see TV and play Role Play games?  

[White Dwarf]

i think every teen nowdays MUST fall under at least one catagory there, everyone,

and brits aint that strange!

[dragoninja]

Originally posted by Grandy
You forgot to masturbate... uh, forget it

Wanking is masturbating...just another word for it :p
Scary... 7 of them matches me :/
hmm... I'd say that every teen would match atleast 3-7 of all these...

Come to think of it... wich sex do you think would be most open about the masturbating/sex interest part??
I've already noticed that almost no girl would show the Birthdate and location... althought... there are very few girls using Caras -_-

[Sqoad]

These tells me that I am a Goth (But I am not)

-Frequently wears black clothing.  
I like dark. Looks less social and wont bring so much attention

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.  
I have a neclace with the chinese symbol for "Love"

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
Dislikes all of it.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.  
I like fantasy.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Depressed. NOT suicidal

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I guess....

-Is excessively awake during the night.  
I have hard to sleep!

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Well.... Yes...

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
When I am with a friend yes.

-Misbehaves at school.
Yeah... I want to stop that..

-Misbehaves at home.
Yes... Sometimes

-Eats excessively or too little
I sometimes eat too little

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
All normal people do.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
It's funny!

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I do that yes. But What else could I do?

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Yup! I do that cuz it's funny

-Expresses an interest in sex.
Well not to those people I met. But everyone wants to try it. hehe

-Masturbates.
So what? And I am far from being alone about it...
Wait... Do they mean how often too?

[jjones 13]

who doesn't show interest in sex.

[Kinslayer]

These are all of them, and I'm surprised of how STUPID can people be:


-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.  
-Is depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively (I'm skinny, though, I weight 61 kg)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

First: As catholic, I am ashamed, this kind of fanatics create more atheism than Karl Marx. And they claim to be christians!!! JA!!!

Second: According to this, I am a Satan's servant!!!!

Third: "-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Philosophy, Hinduism and Buddhism. " This is farly one of the most racist and disgusting (not to mention SERIOUSLY RETARDED) things I ever heard, Hinduist, Budhists and philosophers think different, that doesn't make them bad. Such oppression to free will of thinking makes me SICK.

Fourth: The guys who made the list are the ones who should be putted in the mental assilum, 'cause seriously, they have MANY issues.

Fifth: Yeah. I speak eccentrically and most the time I tend to use difficult words. Why?, Because of that my mother is a Language and Literature Teacher, and she thought me pretty well in how to speak (not english, I learnt english by watching movies and playing the so-called satanist video games, and for being a spanish talker, I have a pretty good pronouncing)

Sixth: It's funny, it reminds me of Saturday Night's Church Lady (Could it be... SATAN?!)

Seventh: I certainly am NOT a goth. This things that uses a "generally speaking" is made by ignorants.

[AsakuraHao2004]

Everyone else is doing it so..

-Frequently wears black clothing.
Yay! Black=EFIL!

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
Is a swastika an "odd" symbol?

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
I thought only single middle-aged housewives show any intrest in religion, to take their mind off of their past.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Satan rules

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Hey, now you're just talking about america.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Insomnia is common outside of school, narcolepsy is common inside of school.

-Is excessively awake during the night.
See above.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
That makes me so goth

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
You're right. I like inviting my mom to hang out with me and my friends.

-Misbehaves at school.
I believe they call them the "special" kids..

-Misbehaves at home.
The ADHD positive, yes

-Eats excessively or too little
Again, with america

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
OMG I WATCHED FRASIER I AM SO GOTH

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
I plays em as they make em.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Usually caused by board-ism and no life-ness...

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Does headbangning count?

-Expresses an interest in sex.
That reminds me I wanna f*ck Harley.

-Masturbates.
That makes me so goth X1000000

[ZeroKirbyX]

Zealot is as Zealot does. That other religion thing still bugs the hell outta me. But I wonder what they think of combinations of all religions, like Unitarianism.

Now that's a thinker...

[benosalankelley]

-Frequently wears black clothing.

(Yes, i do wear black cholthing, i'm the dark ninja fear me)

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

(So what is wrong with rock and roll?)

A choir is technically a band. Wearing their church's choir's tee-shirt is evil now?

(what tards....)

-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.

(so a girl wears some pretty lipstick to impress a guy, etc, not evil)

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.

(LOL SUMMON SATAN WITH, really, just stupid).

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

(These types of things are just for show, but i rather not
get tattoos or piercing, so i'm not evil there).  

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) oh well he's screwed.

Listening to gothic music makes you a goth? Lets not be redundant here. I listen to Russian music all the time. I'm not Russian.

Gothic music makes you "goth". oh crap, how did they know that. Goth...ic. see....what idiots.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

how people dress?.....jeez....hey guys lets get naked, and not wear
any cholthing, if it were in porn film or nude shoots, then that'll be it.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

Its a human's choice not to read the bible, the bible is just another part of history, not a part of "you have to read the bible to be with god or else
you will go to hell" or something. meh

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

Alot of people are all interesting in death, etc, its called "research"

-Takes drugs.

Soda is a drug, oh man, i'm a goth.

-Drinks alcohol.

Not that i drink much beer, but no.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

I am depressed nearly all the time. so what its just part of sadness or bordem.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.

Ah yeah. something about cutting your wrists, its not goth, its stupidity.

-Complains of boredom.

Does that make people a satantist?.....stupid. Everyone gets bored, but hey, we are evil then, jeez.  

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

Yeah, i do sleep little, my fault, but it does not me goth or evil! even
if it hurting the body or such.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

Yeah i do that, but i rather stay up during the night to do more things.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

Masturbation is good really. lol.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

Not everyone will make a huge groups of friends in the worlds, thats me.

-Requests time alone and quietness. So what, if children want some private times to themselves, its thier choice, unless they going to do
something really stupid, then this is wrong sometimes.

-You never ask your son to be quiet or ask him to go do something else so you can read your verses in peace? LOL, oh no he is going to quiet
forever, and he will spawn in a demon because his father won't talk
to him, or play.

-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult. (so......whats wrong with spending
time with friends, its fun, even if sometimes can get into heaps of trouble,
live the adventure!). Also i'm not momma's little boy anymore. grow up.
But theres nothing wrong with that exactly if your mom or dad want to come with you. to a movie perhaps.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.

Some teachers are just assholes. truth be told. Also george bush, yes, i disregard him, and he is the anti christ himself. heh.

-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.

Its a part of life, everyone misbehaves.

-Eats excessively or too little

Feel sorry for them people with dexleria, but i don't thier evil, they
just over eat, and did'nt think much.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

that cereal is just for show, nothing wrong.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.

When i got a bloody sore, i decided to taste it and see if
i turn into a blood thirsty vampire, did'nt work, sorry god.

-I think there is a cable channel just about relgion its just my guess.

The history channel is slowly making your kids evil by supplying them with facts! (WTF is wrong with that, its good learning, they need to learn about the world).

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

Well at least i am the stupid ones that hold up banks because the game
GTA told me too, i'm a good boy.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

HA HA HA HA HAH HA HAH HA HA HAH AH HAHAHAH AH HA HA HA HA HA
how come there is many church sites on the internet, jeez. This might of been put on before any church site came to be.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

Its called "the beat" enjoying the music, punk rock does'nt really mean anything to me, just dancing and mucking around

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

Ha hah ah ha hahha ha ha hahah ah hahaha ha. Its the pleasure of enjoying a song, LOVE SONG!

-Expresses an interest in sex. (so that means we cannot have kids that won't children to look up to us in life about teaching them anything, thats just bullshit)

-Masturbates.

Yes, i do that. now will i join satan just because i enjoy my pleasure.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

i know i don't really accept the fact about these people. But what the hey
i don't care what they do, evil or not.  

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

No, just no, nothing wrong with meditation. (buddhism) that means my
dad is evil, he meditates, oh no.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

So getting a sticker from a teacher for being number one in the class for
getting a high grade or something, makes me evil.

-Claims to be a goth.

Yes, that is all the evidence we need. lol

 >: