The Corrupted Wish Game

[maxine]

Wish granted: the thing does put dog hair on you instead.

I wish i where 3 years old

[Razor]

I thought you were.

I wish everyone had mine detectors incase they step on a mine, then they know that they have done so because it goes off, and then when they step off a mine they die anyway.

[Bluhman]

Granted: Now all the coal miners can get to work more easliy. Huzzah.

I wish I had the biggest box of pop tarts in the world!

[shinotebasiiackh]

Wish granted. Oopsies! All of the chemicals in poptarts give you seven forms of cancer and you die a slow and painfull death. Breakfast foods can be dangerous, kids.

I wish my AGP slot and vid card was x2, x4, and x8, rather than just x4 and x8

[Razor]

wish granted, it is now 2x, 4x, and 8x smaller. x means times or "multiply"

[coasterkrazy]

I wish I had a roller coaster in my backyard.

[Snake Eater]

Wish Granted, but it goes off the track and you die.

I wish I had all the resources I need to make my game. And I want good resources, and all the ones I want.

[Razor]

Snake Eater's game to be complete, in the year 10021i352950931951f
Ya gotta long way to go. and no demos.

I wish Square never went with Enix. Coz Enix sucks assssss.

[oooog]

Wish granted, they merged with..*shudder* Microsoft *shudder*

I wish that I had pudding that only I can eat that DON'T expire.

[Razor]

It's crap flavoured.

I wish mr Potato head was the president of America, and that he was a much better President than Bush.

[RoseAce]

Instead of being invited to his innogaration dinner, he was the innogoration dinner.

I wish I could write poetry without ever getting bored.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. You now love writing poetry, and you never EVER get bored of doing it! ...But your poetry sucks.

I wish I had a sandwich to throw at someone.

[RoseAce]

Wish Granted, but unfourtanatly the person you threw a sandwhich at was a cannibal, he gets P****d and eats you.



I wish everyone would wish the wish I just wished.

[coasterkrazy]

Wish granted, but now everyone is confused and everyone dies because no one can function anymore because of all the chaos caused by no one knowing wht the other one's wish was even though it was the same. (whew)

I wish I knew what I just said.

[Razor]

You do, unfortunately you forgot right after.

I wish it was a couple of degrees warmer.