Alphabet Story

[Bluhman]

Rules

1: Each player posts one sentence of a story, starting with the next letter in the alphabet from the previous sentence of the story. If the previous letter was A, then it would go to Z.

2: As always, no double posting.

3: Don't start your section with a proper name, that's just too easy.

ANYWHO...

An elephant walked into the abyss of death valley, darting his eyes to each cliff, looking for something awesome.

[X_marks_the_ed]

But, his head a sploded!

[coasterkrazy]

Catching his breath, the elephant slowly reunited his head with his body.

EDIT: Oh, you said a sploded... ignore wht i wrote above...

Calling from the distance, there was a Giraffe.

[Bluhman]

Down it fell, as a bullet contacted the girraffes long neck.

[X_marks_the_ed]

"Enough!" Cried the Elephant as he stomped on Bluhman.

[maxine]

From Bluhmans ears a yellow gluey slime came out and went into a new Bluhman.

[CoolZidane]

"God**** it!" said the elephant as the new Bluhman smote him.

[LynX]

High above the skies there was an eagle named Joe that saw all of these events.

[oooog]

"I'm a bird" Said Joe

[LynX]

Just after he said that, Joe sat behind behind where the giraffe and the elephant was.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Korn popped out of the ground and a sploded.

[Bluhman]

Lighter fluid came from the korn, making the group very flammable.

[oooog]

"Maybe I'll just throw my match that still has some capability of lighting something over there, but that flammible liquid."  Said Brock Strongo.

[maxine]

Farts where heard as a large giant where seen faaaar away

[Bluhman]

Originally posted by maxine
Farts where heard as a large giant where seen faaaar away

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZ

F IS NOT NEXT TO M IN ANY WAY YOU IDUT!

...

"Nah." Brock said, as he tossed the lit match in the general direction of a girraffe.