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Offline Musha

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« Reply #600 on: March 26, 2008, 10:58:31 PM »
Mike Myers promised him a free lunch and a new toupee.

Why is Bruce Willis bald?
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Offline DedlellyDeth

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« Reply #601 on: March 28, 2008, 08:09:05 PM »
When he went into puberty, do to a birth defect, all the growth hormones were situated in his muscles.

It's 3:00 AM. Do you know where your children are?
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The previous post may contain rudeness. I'm just trying to help people, is all. I apologize for any damages inflicted. I just want to be friends. :flower:

Offline ThexXtremeXx

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« Reply #602 on: March 28, 2008, 08:48:55 PM »
yes, at michael jackson's fun house of superdooper fun.

why does bluhman have purple beard?
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Offline X_marks_the_ed

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« Reply #603 on: March 28, 2008, 09:41:31 PM »
That's like asking why I have a purple mullet.

Is it nap time?
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« Reply #604 on: March 28, 2008, 11:10:29 PM »
No, it just passed now its showtime... Not funny

Why do cows go mad?
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« Reply #605 on: March 29, 2008, 01:41:17 AM »
'cause the tazorz

Why in the ****?
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« Reply #606 on: March 29, 2008, 11:20:28 PM »
Because I can.

If Charas were a card game, what would be the five elements?
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Offline Musha

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« Reply #607 on: March 31, 2008, 02:46:06 AM »
Like a Hoover.  That was actually a rejected slogan, y'know.  "Nothing sucks like a Hoover."

Why is being nice so overrated?
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Offline Dominicy

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« Reply #608 on: April 01, 2008, 03:18:41 PM »
Because everyone hates nice people.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Offline Snood

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« Reply #609 on: April 08, 2008, 07:53:38 AM »
Men can't get breast cancer.

Am I allowed to run over people I don't like?
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Offline Dominicy

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« Reply #610 on: April 08, 2008, 04:09:30 PM »
Only if you're watching Pretty Woman on the TV you tied between your legs so you have something to watch when you put your shoes on.

Yes?
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Offline Snood

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« Reply #611 on: April 09, 2008, 05:51:07 AM »
Cheese pie cheese pie cheese pie.

Can I turn yellow?
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Offline Djanki

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« Reply #612 on: April 09, 2008, 06:38:26 PM »
COBRAAAAAA!!

Is it a marmot?
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Quote from: _JeT_ on September 12, 2008, 06:02:24 PM
The Chinese knock off of Meiscol 2.0 - Iamcool! Teaches kids good sentence structure, and how to share!

Offline Dragonium

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« Reply #613 on: April 09, 2008, 06:49:15 PM »
I don't know or care just GET IT OFF ME.

How is it my fault you went blind?
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« Reply #614 on: April 10, 2008, 04:02:00 AM »
I never gave you AIDS.

Can one resist the charms of Cheese?
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