Author Topic: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer (Read 557779 times)

fruckert · « **Reply #915 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:28:47 PM »

The raven who is like a writing desk

Did anyone get that quote?

Rahl · « **Reply #916 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:19:44 AM »

NO!

Where is it from?

fruckert · « **Reply #917 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:22:32 AM »

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, the book

What is up with companies and putting a little i before there product name?

EDIT: I hate grammar rules

Rahl · « **Reply #918 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:40:52 AM »

They just want to be cool like me, thats all.

What is the temperature right now? I'm ******* cold man.

Darrellito · « **Reply #919 on:** February 06, 2009, 04:22:28 AM »

98 Degrees Fahrenheit. You should see a doctor.

What were the real intentions of the internet, besides the porn?

Musha · « **Reply #920 on:** February 06, 2009, 07:30:08 AM »

The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

Is it...dead?

Rahl · « **Reply #921 on:** February 06, 2009, 08:56:52 AM »

Only if you don't go over and try to poke it.

Why do things go bump in the night?

Darrellito · « **Reply #922 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:06:42 PM »

Just because they've lost your attention and want you to love them again.

Does anyone still watch Bill Nye the Science Guy anymore?

Rahl · « **Reply #923 on:** February 06, 2009, 08:41:18 PM »

No, they eat him with a silver spoon while there in a cradle on the moon.

How many times did Chuck Norris count to infinity?

Rahl · « **Reply #924 on:** February 06, 2009, 08:47:33 PM »

To the best of my knowledge a porn fanatic.

Who am I?

fruckert · « **Reply #925 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:25:58 PM »

Rahl...and if you seriously forgot that, go get help

WHAT...AM...I?

Darrellito · « **Reply #926 on:** February 07, 2009, 01:05:54 AM »

Pieces of men sewn together so well, that no one can tell.

Can we go on an adventure?

fruckert · « **Reply #927 on:** February 07, 2009, 01:19:14 AM »

We already did...last night...don't you remember? *runs away crying*

Do you want to know how I got rid of my wrinkles?

Rahl · « **Reply #928 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:28:11 PM »

no I already know, you swim in Archem's.... nvm.

Do you wipe your anus standing up or sitting down?

Darrellito · « **Reply #929 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:22:03 PM »

Are those the only choices?

Why do toenails smell like cheese?

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