Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[Cerdiar]

That depends. Does Normal Mario eat Normal Cupcakes?

So, if animals can grow new traits over millions of years, why don't we humans start breathing underwater, so we can have the traits of fish?

[PROGUY]

Because... what the heck are you saying!?

Is the following sentence 24.8% true?
"Your friend's cousin is a douchebag."

[Bluhman]

It's 1000% true.

What's 10 + 01 in binary!?

[Muraiko]

Why not?

Why did I just answer your question with another question?

[Cerdiar]

Because you can answer questions with questions, ya know.

How can I do photosynthesis?

[MissingName]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw8JoviHm8g  Your answer starts at 1:11.

Green?

[Bluhman]

Red.

Which one of these four is not dressed like a woman?
[spoiler] [/spoiler]

[PROGUY]

The one with the beard.

Can turtles bite their own tail?

[drenrin2120]

No, but they can fly.

Does proguy give protips or just tips?

[Bluhman]

He stiffed me on my tip. Bastard.

SNES vs Genesis?

[PROGUY]

Game Boy.

Why am I naming my character now?

[Cerdiar]

Because you didn't name him before. All the reason to name your character now.

If we can fortify food, why don't we make a food full of all nutrients, to have 100% protein, Vitamin C, and so on?

[PROGUY]

Because the world will explode if we do that.

Where am I?

[MissingName]

Brighton Beach.

I'll take you to the first aid station.  Do you think you can make it to that truck?

[Bluhman]

I can make it to that ice cream truck, yes, but not that refugee one. I didn't care about that one anyway.

WHO is the main character of METROID?

A: Ayn Rand
B: Aran Ryan
C: Andrew Ryan
D: Samus Aran