The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary

[Grandy]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

 Grandy
adj. more unpleasant than usual.
"Homie, I'm not going to shop for that video - it's Grandy!"

 Lord Raffles
v. to inject drugs into buttocks.
"Mind you don't Lord Raffles, old chap."  

 God
n. someone who flaunts people.
"Yo, check out that God's people!"

 Charas
n. a person with more than one boy.
"Want me to understand that Charas, bud?"

 Supercalifragilispialido
n. a policeman.
"Check out that Supercalifragilispialido, Nigel!"

[Drace]

Drace
v. to insult something in a foreign fashion.
"If you don't Drace, Sally, I will."

Razor
n. 1. a bad police car. 2. a flashy pair of sunglasses.
"My friend, I'm no Razor!"

Robotam
interj. phrase suggesting that someone insult something.
"Shana - Robotam!"

Tomi
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better Tomi, my man."

O rly!?
n. a type of burger.
"Yo, check out this O rly!?!"  

Ya rly!
interj. casual greeting.
"Ya rly!, fool." "Ya rly!."

[MSlash67]

MSlash67
n. a policeman which the speaker wants to see.
"Bud! Gimme a MSlash67!"

ZeroKirbyX
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Billie, shall we love some contraceptives?" "ZeroKirbyX!"

SleepAid
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better SleepAid, Dad."

Queemo
adj. of a pretty nature.
"Mom, you're so Queemo - chase my DJ!"

^Chase my DJ?! WTF!?!

n00b
adj. not miserable.
"Dawg - she's n00b!"

[Shady Ultima]

shady ultima
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the shady ultima, Sabrina?"

Beautiful... just beautiful.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Shady Ultima
shady ultima
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the shady ultima, Sabrina?"

Beautiful... just beautiful.

Seriously, it does give that.

Rimmer
n. an old-school term for sex.
"Got some Rimmer?" "Yeah, I'm your man for Rimmer, Billie."

^
XDDDDDDDDDD Rimmer only had sex one time in his life! (Red Dwarf talk)

Good Charlotte
adj. small but not desirable.
"That disco is so Good Charlotte!"

^
Roflmao!

bestiality
n. an old-school term for boys.
"Hey, Jesse! Sexy bestiality!"

^
Wrong... just wrong...

Bush
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Kid, can I share your television programme?" "Bush!"

^
*Snickers*

George W. Bush
n. mid-nineties term for gold.
"Got some George W. Bush?" "Yeah, I'm your man for George W. Bush, Brian."

^
Roflmao

Cock
n. an expensive policeman.
"Buddy! Gimme a Cock!"

^
ZOMG ROFLOLMAO *heartattack*

[SonicChaos7]

SonicChaos7
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That pet animal is SonicChaos7-famous, Grandma."

[shinotebasiiackh]

BAHAHAHA!

Shinotebasiiackh
n. a friend, particularly a desirable one.
"Homie, that Shinotebasiiackh is desirable!"

Who the **** says homie and desirable in the same sentence?

SleepAid
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better SleepAid, Dad."

Shneed
n. an ostentatious or miserable mobile phone.
"Did you sniff the last Shneed, man?"

drunkasfuck
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Girl, shall we inject drugs into some chart music?" "Drunkasfuck!"

guvno
n. 1. a video. 2. music.
"Want to tell people about that guvno, Frank?"

hoy
n. a person without a tattoo.
"Nigel, that hoy is so unpleasant!"

(Those last two are russian cuss words)

kitty kat.
n. sex without crack cocaine.
"What's with the kitty kat., Sally?"

[coreystranick]

RPG
n. sex, often high-quality.
"Grandma, this RPG is really high-quality!"  
 
RPG Maker
n. LSD without hair.
"Hey, girl! Nice RPG Maker!"

Sphere
adj. likely to laugh at LSD.
"Jesse, what happened? Your policeman is Sphere!

Guitar
v. to understand someone or something.
"If you don't Guitar, dude, I will."

Homie
n. cocaine, often flashy.
"Jackie, you can't insult Homie!"

[Spike21]

Spike
n. a collective or quantitative noun for school.
"Homie, that's a whole Spike of school!"

sword
n. complicated acronym, meaning friends.
"Let's get ourselves some crude sword, fool."

mushroom cap
n. an exclamation of surprise.
"Mushroom cap!"

pie
n. an old-school term for lipstick.
"Let's get ourselves some sexy pie, Billie."

emo
v. to laugh at marijuana.
"I'm telling you, Billie totally wanted to emo!"

[Hell Angel]

hell angel
adj. nice or enormous.
"What do you think, man?" "Hell angel, my friend!"


Yes... Yes I am...


:Edit:

jdbfijfghrg
n. (vulgar) a pet animal.
"So I was like 'jdbfijfghrg?', and Grandma was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Shana was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"


LMAO.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman
v. to shoot lipstick with money.
"I can't believe Reggie tried to Bluhman!"

Fart
v. to shout at someone or something.
"Shh, bud, I'm trying to Fart."

IT'SA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
adj. owning a police car.
"Frank, what happened? Your person is IT'SA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Cigarette
n. 1. a party. 2. firearms.
"That Cigarette is cute, kid!"  

Party
adj. of an irritating nature.
"Careful, buddy, she's Party."

Irritating
adj. of a stolen nature.
"I'm feeling Irritating tonight, boy."

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

kijuki
adj. owning an arcade game.
"That female is so kijuki!"

wow, that makes little sense.. like me!

[Midnight9795]

It no findie for me *cries* I'm getting that stupid 404 page..

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

midnight
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, old chap - midnight?" "Midnight."

i get an eerie feeling of irony o.O

[Spike21]

tape worm
adj. crude but not unpleasant.
"Reggie, what happened? Your web site is tape worm!"

ZOMG
v. (vulgar) to chase someone.
"'Scuse me while I ZOMG, Billy."

French
adj. like a vehicle.
"Don't be so French, dude."

Pablo
adj. small.
"That video is so Pablo!"