Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darrellito]

Granted, but it's not filled with any cream that you want...

I wish I could crap rainbows.

[Fisherson]

Granted , but you turn into a unicorn tatoo on some girl's ***.

I wish Spore wasn't so repetitive.

[fruckert]

Granted, it's even more repetitive
(in my defense, you didn't specify whether you wanted it lower or not )

I wish for a diamond

[Darkfox]

Granted, the carbon of your body is compressed to make one brilliant diamond!

I wish I had something better to eat than oatmeal.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. You get tasty breakfast squid.

I wish for a way to travel forward in time with time being as though I really had lived through it and acted normally as if I hadn't jumped forward.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but your time machine is stuck in the moving forward speed of normal.

I wish that I could crap rainbows and puke sunshine.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted, but your time machine is stuck in the moving forward speed of normal.

I wish that I could crap rainbows and puke sunshine.

Granted, but you ejaculate butterflies prematurely and they're furry, painful caterpillars.

I wish I had an awesome telephone booth that's larger on the inside than the outside like The Doctor.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but it contains alternate vacum of space which,once opened sucks the air from the world until we alll die.


I Wish the world were more like charas.

[fruckert]

Granted, everything turns blue

I wish that I didn't possibly have to get brain surgery
(true story)

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. You get a penectomy instead.

I wish the world was like 4chan.

[Darkfox]

Granted, the world is now a Hell full of idiots and halfwits and then it implodes for no reason.

I wish to bake 4chan like apple pie.

[fruckert]

Granted. No corruption because it deserves it

I wish for some chicken

[Fisherson]

Granted, Ed's avatar fall on you.

I wish that a giant hamburger would eat Moosetroop, instead of the way it usually happens.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You can't do that.

I wish for whatever he said.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you didn't specify as to when or what he said, that you are wishing for... Therefor, all you get is big ol' man boobs... Make of that, what you will...

I wish I had a Surface to Air Missile Launcher, with a hefty supply of Surface to Air Missiles....