Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darkfox]

Yes, but now your not interested in them... wow, who didn't see THAT coming?

I wish I had a bag that always gave food so I could cure world hunger.

[Dominicy]

Granted. The food just so happens to be moldy bread.

I wish Darkfox no longer needed sleep and only had ambitions of working on his Charas Doom game.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but it still will never be completed in your lifetime.

I wish for  all around.

[Rahl]

Granted

I wish for ambition.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. Oh, wait, you said ambushin', right?

I wish I could get the first post on the 100th page.

[Rahl]

Granted but not on this thread.


I wish I wasnt so tierd all the time.

[DedlellyDeth]

Granted. You stay awake forever and start to lose your memory, then you start hallucinating, and you are put in a mental institution. Your country goes to war, and you are trapped in a straitjacket in the rubble as you are saved by a plane flying to a different continent, but the engines fail and you fall, still alive, into a jungle full of natives that horribly mistreat you.

I wish time didn't keep slipping into the future.

[fruckert]

Granted, it's now frozen forever

I wish that I didn't suck at COD4

[drenrin2120]

Granted. Now you own nubs with your skills and command the battle field with air raids. Unfortunately, you can't seem to get a handle on them zombies and they eat your brain... of course... what else would zombies do.

EDIT: I wish I could go back in time and make a wish... =(

[fruckert]

I wish Drenrin made a wish D:

[Rahl]

Granted, but it also means he shoves a moon sized marble up you arse.

I wish I never had to shove a moon sized marble up my ***.

[HobomasterXXX]

Granted. Someone else puts it up your *** for you. That is, after he lights it on fire.

[Darrellito]

I wish people would remember to wish for something.

[ThexXtremeXx]

Granted, but your penis has shrunken 3 inches. Leaving you smexless.

I wish i was a ninja with an atomic bomb.

[Rahl]

Granted, but its an activated atomic bomb and you live in alternate world filled with cute bunnies and you take them all with you when you are incinerated by the blast.

I wish I could code C++.