Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[WarxePB]

Granted. But it's so hard that it breaks your teeth when you chew it.


I wish that Nintendo made a Super Wii with the processing power of the X360, more sensitive motion controls, cost less than $400 US dollars, could play every Nintendo system game (with a cartridge slot for NES, Super NES and Game Boy games) with the games priced reasonably, and would never break down, fail or cease to work.

(I will find an uncorruptable wish!)

[mironic]

granted but it gives you cancer if you play it for more then 3 hours a day

i wish for a sunday that was perfect and nothing could ruin it

[fruckert]

Granted. The next morning, you die

I wish for ANARCHY!

[mironic]

granted.... but somthing messed with the wish... your wish bounced and hit old man jenkins grave to haunt you forever

I wish that old man jenkins was dead again cuz he scares me

[Darrellito]

Granted, but he becomes a zombie and eats you while you sleep

[emo]I wish the world wasn't such a dark scary place[/emo]

[fruckert]

Granted, but you're still emo and see the world as a dark scary place anyways

I wish for a wish

[arcaine91]

Granted. You wish for a pot of gold, but the leprechaun kicks you in the groin everytime you get close.

I wish I knew whether a Purple People Eater is a purple thing that eats people, or a thing that eats purple people.

[Rahl]

Granted you now know because your in one's stomach being slowly digested.

I wishI didnt have to drive all the way home today.

[mironic]

granted you can teleport there.... but your like night crawler and have to see inside the place befor you teleport

i wish for 3 dots to show up in someones post

[fruckert]

Granted. They use an over-excessiveness of i's in it

Such as that

I wish that people knew the weird random things I did, so that I wouldn't look as much of a weirdo when I tell someone that there's a species of frog that explodes before it's caught

[mironic]

HA XD Granted but you explore before your caught


i wish that you would explode into chalk when you get caught

[Dominicy]

Granted.  I don't get caught for this non-descript crime.

I wish the Sheltem plot arc in Might and Magic would start up again.  Sheltem was bad ***.  He was half skinless.

[fruckert]

Granted, but he's full skinned now instead

I wish that ZOMBIES WOULD EAT THE NEXT POSTERS BRAINS!!1!

[Dominicy]

Granted, but he's full skinned now instead

Granted, w-AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

I... *rasped breath* wish... braaaainnssss

[Darrellito]

Granted, your testicles have been replaced by brains, and your brains by testicles. Now your a real man!

I wish the whole world was poisoned and I had the cure.