Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[_JeT_]

Granted, now you talk about yourself in the third person, and cannot seem to stop.

I wish Tina didnt skip my post. :/ Cuz that doesnt really make sense as a corruption to mine.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, she now completely ignores the fact that you exist.

I wish I was a Terminator.

[Musha]

Granted.  John Connor kills you.

I wish Baskin Robbins had 32 flavours.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but they're all variations of earwax flavor.

I wish the cheap-brand macaroni tasted as good as Kraft.

[Musha]

Granted, but now Kraft tastes like earwax.

I wish someone would invent Never-Melt Ice Cream.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but it's flavorless due to the chemicals used to make it. Also poisonous.

I wish that everyone whose forum name starts with the letters A-O would suddenly gain 200 pounds and grow hobo beards.

[fruckert]

Granted, but they're sentient and give us super-heros, becoming "The Beard Squad".
And the extra fat makes us bullet proof.
*goes to draw a picture cause that's hilarious*


I wish that Rolands signature would eat him.

[Fisherson]

Grsanted, but he's into vore so it doesn't bother him.

I wish my cellphone realy was transformer.

[Rahl]

Granted. it eats you.

I wish people liked that transformers movie more for what it is.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted and not corrupted: I do.

I wish people in Maine would learn that mudkipz are an old meme.

[fruckert]

Granted, but they start parroting Sparta every three seconds.

I wish that I was a pirate and I could do what I want cause a pirate is free.
I AM A PIRATE!

[Rahl]

Granted, you are caught and put in a rusty cage for the crows to slowly eat.

I wish for... pie....

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted: Meet Pie, the 400 pound man with an 18 inch penis who loves sodomy!

[fruckert]

Granted, you implode!

I wish that Dark Cloud 3 came out and that it was awesome, worked perfectly, and was on a system I could own. And came out soon.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Granted, you could own the system, but you don't. And you die after it comes out, but before you get the system to play it.

I wish I could get the password.