Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Djanki]

Granted. Now Sony must pay royalties to Nintendo for copying the design for the Gameboy in their new controller for the PS3, along with the motion sensitivity.

Oh, and my name is 'Djanki', not 'Jdanki'.

I wish that Boktai 3 was released in the US, and none of the copies would burst into flames due to my topic kicking, and they had perfect localization.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but no one buys it, meaning that Boktai 4 doesn't get developed at all.

I wish that they made a SimSex game.

[Archem]

Granted.

I wish ^it^ wasn't so.

[Djanki]

Granted. Due to the destruction of 'it', the omited term that 'it' signifies is destroyed. Since 'it' can mean almost anything, everything wasn't so, thus, there is naught but emptiness in the world.

 All Our Base Weren't Belong To CATS Wish I.

[Emerates]

Granted.  But then that part of life gets deleted so that there would be nothing to base such a game on, thus ending humanity.

I wish Archem hadn't killed us all.

[Djanki]

Granted, but then All Archem's Base Are Belong To Us.

I wish that Disgaea 2 brought a teaser episode of the Disgaea anime.

[Emerates]

Granted.  But it's misnamed because the translators thought it was 'Disagree' instead of 'Disgaea', and thus, you miss it.

I wish there was a game that gave you cookies.

[Djanki]

Granted. You get a busted version of Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku 2 that is stuck in the kitchen of Bulma's house--all you can do is talk to her mother, who gives the characters cookies if you talk to her.

I wish Devil May Cry was rated 'T' for teen.

[aboutasoandthis]

Granted, every girl in the game is flat.

I wish the "Project Ico" team would make more games. They only have two?!

[Spike21]

Granted, ... <.< ... >.> but you get shot in the foot multiple times.


I wish that all FPS were only on the computer.

[Emerates]

Granted.  But you don't have a computer.

I wish there was a game where all the feuds on Charas would come to life arcade style.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but due to its obscurity, only one is made, and it's owned by Lord Raffles.

Eh... I can't think of any wish. I give Emerates permission to wish for me.

[Archem]

Granted.

You poor, poor Warxe...


I wish Every game had a puppy launcher as a weapon.

[Spike21]

wish granted but all games cease to exsist

i wish that a mushroom in mario made him high.

[Archem]

It already does, but you simply perceive it as him getting taller.

I wish I had a dollar for every crappy game that comes out. And five dollars for every good game that comes out.