Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Emerates]

Granted.  But they never release it.

I wish I could find some illegal copies of videogames I don't really need.

[emiiru]

Granted but you get ass raped in jail over games you don't need.

I wish rpgs were still fun.

[elementalhero76]

Granted but they glitch so bad you can't save.

I wish my game would be done already.

[Djanki]

Granted. It doesn't have an ending, and everything is RTP.


I wish that the Codec was an item in Boktai.

[elementalhero76]

granted but it is the wrong one.

I wish quote bugs are leagal like in that 101 ways to annoy people.

[Djanki]

Granted. However, in attempt to send your friend an Africanized  Killer Bee, you get stung and die a horrific, painful death.

I wish I had a phoenix down to revive elementalhero with.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Granted, but it's laced with poison and it just kills him again.

I wish Solid Snake was DEAD.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but several more clones of him exist.

I wish that people would actually make videogame-related wishes in this thread.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Granted, but the wishes are boring, unfunny, and stupid, which cause this thread to die a slow, painful death.

I wish this wish was videogame-related, and also funny.

[Djanki]

Granted. Ha ha ha.

I wish that I could save a whole bunch of money by switching to Geico...

[Tomi]

That has nothing to do with video games, n00b.

I wish YOUR FACE was a video game.

[aboutasoandthis]

Granted. The only way to GET the money, is to die. I hope you have siblings!

I wish there were more excellent FFFangames out there, with a hilarious response to my wish.

[EXO Muffin]

Granted, but they are so excellent that they overload your computer from you playing it too much, your computer explodes, you cry, and try to commit suicide. You fail and are now a mute quadrapelegic with no face but can see, hear, and feel everything. You also get raped by a hobo.

I wish that there was a good, cheap, virtual-reality combat game that wouldn't implode my spleen.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Granted. But it implodes your liver instead.

I wish Pokemon would add another 300 Pokemon.

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, it's called YuGiOh

I wish I had something to contribute to this forum game.