Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dominicy]

Kay, the sword falls and crushes him.

I wish I wasn't expected to respect my six year old nephew as though he were an adult. ><

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted. you are now expected to respect him as though he were a god.

i wish that i was more active on the charas forums without it totally absorbing my lifes attention at the same time, thus deleting the most obvious contradiction.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  Now everyone thinks Charas is it's own corruption.

I wish the length of a day would double.

[Bluhman]

Granted, but as a result, you only manage to live for 42 years before you die of Heart Disease.

I wish weeks had eight days, and only four of those days were spent working.

[Dominicy]

Granted, the rest are spent sleeping.

x.x I wish I didn't feel sick the past three days..

[Musha]

Granted.  You feel sick for the past three months.

I wish they would stop making vampire movies that suck (in a bad way).

[coasterkrazy]

Granted. Did you know as soon as you posted that wish, a hungry child living in poverty died of starvation? Think of the children.

I made a wish.

[Dominicy]

I granted it.

I wish Mario and Luigi's ending 'twist' wasn't so obvious the moment Peach said something about the Cobalt Star... >.>

[Musha]

Granted.  The ending "twist"  is obvious right from the opening scene of the game.

I wish that starving children in poverty-stricken countries didn't have to die as result of my wishes.

[Dominicy]

Granted, now your breath kill all puppies with in ten feet, though.

I wish Adam West starred in a case in Phoenix Wright. :3

[Musha]

Granted, but Adam West is being charged with the murder of Phoenix Wright.

I wish every fictional universe from every form of popular media existed simultaneously.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but I mistook it for "I wish I was a spider, man." I step on you.

I wish my wish was granted.

[Archem]

Cool. You're weak against a rock, which people like th throw at you now that you're Superman.

I wish DarkFlood was still here.

[Fake DarkFlood2]

Granted. He runs off a cliff and dies.

I wish I posted before Lucas.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by lucas_irineu
Granted, but now you are banned for double accounts.

I think that only applies if you ABUSE double accounts. If what you said were true, Meiscool would have been banned for Jesusisme, Omega Weapon would've been banned for being Kijuki, and etc, etc. There, wish granted.

Read his email address.

I wish for more than two hours a day of time on the computer.