Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[mironic]

granted, but when you wake up you find yourself in hevan

i wish blueman goodluck

[_JeT_]

Granted... but... he steals your soul, as you wished him good luck.

I wish the next poster would get *** raped, and I would be unaffected in any way.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but metal plating prevents *** entrance.

I wish you would explode and then come back together and explode again over and over.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but I was standing next to you.

I wish that I replaced Satan, as the ruler of hell, and Satan would be my bitch.

[mironic]

granted, but only for a day

i wish i had a sex slave

[_JeT_]

Granted, but it's your mom.

I wish Egypt would collapse.

[mironic]

Granted.

I wish for a piece of pie

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, but it's your mom.

I wish Egypt would collapse.

Sorry to do this but it was BEGGING for a contradiction
To JeT: Granted, it collapses on you.

Granted.

I wish for a piece of pie

Granted but its a poisoned.

I wish i could figure out every wish contradiction that the next poster would be capable of imagining before i ever posted, thus making every wish uncorruptable.

[Darrellito]

Granted. But just because you know what's gonna happen doesn't make them uncorruptable, because you know too much and your head explodes.



I wish I had an umbrella to sheild me from the exploding JeT

[_JeT_]

Granted, but an umbrella can't protect one from an explosion, and it especially cannot shield you from my sheer, awesome power!

I wish my self destruction would wipe out half the Earth.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but you take out Japan and part of the pacific ocean. The wannabes are pissed.


I wish I could sell my soul to the devil for unconceivable guitar skillz.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Granted, but your mad skillz attract everyone within 4000 miles twoard you, including a bus driver still in a bus, and he accidently runs over you, killing you, cursing you to an enternity in hell without a soul.


I wish i had glasses that showed me what desicions i could make and what consequences each will lead to. I wish said glasses could be taken off, did not bodily harm me, and caused no rifts in the space time continuum.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but some guy shoots you.

I wish life had a reset button.

[Red Fox]

Granted, but every time you use it you forget what happaned and thus you do the same thing over and over with other words you stuck in an endless loop.

I wish this wish wasn't a wish but a fish thats making a wish about making a wish that he wasn't a fish.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Congratulations!   You've got a fish that wishes he wasn't a fish.  He then becomes a rapist and rapes you.

I wish for ∞ more wishes, of which I can wish for anything I want.