Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Lukas]

granted but you have to donate it to Lucien's funeral

i wish the donation and sac for good and evil didnt have 2 be at a certain time!

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but now they only happen if you have the right outfit, hairstyle, and tattoo and those are never explained.

I wish someone else would make my wish for me.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. I wished you had never asked that wish, and thus creating a time warp, summonning Hitler.

I wish I summoned Batman to kick Nazi ***.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but Batman gets shot, goes into a coma, and later returns in a full body metal suit. He's unable to move, paralyzed from the bullet wound.

I wish D.C.'s story styles would team up with Marvel's character designs to make the ultimate comic book face offs again. And super hero fusions, like Batman and Wolverine fused to make Dark Claw.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish that my next wish could be uncorruptable and have no time limit to when I can make it.

[Musha]

Granted, but your wishes are limited to various forms of bodily harm inflicted upon you.

I wish I could control the Sands of Time like that Prince of Persia guy, but without the unfortunate side-effect of everybody turning into sand-zombies.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, they turn into sand SKELETONS.

I wish for a dollar.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it's a Canadian Dollar

I wish for rabid dragon-squirrels to eat my foes

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but they eat you too.

I wish that people realized Canadian currency is accepted in Maine. :p

[elementalhero76]

Granted. They do, and it becomes nationwide and Canada takes the USA over!

I wish Stencyl comes out soon.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but (insert system it's on) breaks the fabric of reality sending us back in time to the Kennedy era and there are no video games. Just JFK.

I wish I was more creative.

[fruckert]

Granted. You now are an expert on drawing fantasy penises, kind of like in superbad

I wish I was a piranha

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but you're still on land. So you suffocate. And die.

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

[drenrin2120]

Granted. You end up wishing for world peace... at a price... for the next thirty years you must forfeit all internet privileges. If caught using the internet, the world will be plunged into WWIII, you will be drafted into the army, and your penis will be chopped off.

0_o

I wish I could fly!!!

[mironic]

Granted... but you fall...



i wish you landed on meiscool