Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but he REALLY lands on YOU in a Meiscool costume.

I wish I had a mint copy of THIS comic.


And Dren, would that be such a loss? :p

[drenrin2120]

Granted, but you end up reading the whole series and become brainwashed by it's not-so-subliminal subliminal messages... oh, and the magic, brainwashing troll that comes with it since you ordered within the first ten minutes.

and... No, not at all, but some people would kill themselves... I guess... not you... okay, I failed to corrupt your wish. lol

I don't know, I wish I stopped procrastinating.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted... but uh... now you... do everything on time... I guess.... and you get kicked out of Procrastinators United and lose your cool hat.

I wish that the post button's text was now orange. Why? Because. Because I can.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but your dinner is one of those miracle pies from Fable that INSTANTLY double your weight.

I wish that this forum had random colorful things on it so it's not just white and blue. The avatars, sigs, and banner ads don't count.

[Cerebus]

Granted, but you actually don't give a "phoque".

I wish I could turn invisible. With my cloths on... I mean, cloths turn invisible too.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but you STAY invisible and can't become un invisible no matter what.

I wish for $2.14 so I could go and get a coffee.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but I mug YOU and take back my 2 bucks plus whatever you have.

I wish for the pac man watch from Penny Arcade.

[fruckert]

Granted. It's possessed by a malevolent ghost, who is pissed at pacman for eating him. He then possesses you and you go on a murdering rampage and kill everyone you love.

I wish for Pennywise the clown to scare the living hell out of everyone I know

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but then he kills you for some reason.

I wish my wishes would stop being corrupted.

[fruckert]

Granted. You're wishes are incorruptible for that wish. Nothing else is going to happen

I wish I could do the "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!" thing.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted... you can now... uh... say that out loud and not seem like a dork.

I wish this Warhammer mini would stop breaking.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but then you can't touch it ever. If you do, you get struck by magical lightning. Same goes for everyone else that touches it.

I wish I could be a technopath, and control machines and the like with my mind.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but eventually your technopathic powers begin to spiral out of control, eventually to the point where you have no command over when they activate or what they do, eventually causing the machines you once controlled to attach to you, turning you into a cyborg type of being, with the machines and your technopath powers in complete control, rendering you a helpless prisoner in your new cybernetic body.

I wish I had more of these big spikey shoulder pads.

[fruckert]

Granted. The spikes are inverted, digging into your shoulder

I wish  would stop being so grumpy

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, it enters into a perpetual state of happiness, driven by its new addiction to drugs. Finally, it overdoses on its "happy pills," drowning in its own vomit.

I wish I hadn't gone crazy customizing my orc army's leader.