Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[fruckert]

CONGRATULATIONS! You just wiped out all life on earth, because the sun doesn't give off any more heat

I wish that Hey would stop hitting himself
 
Stop hitting yourself
Stop hitting yourself

[Fisherson]

Granted, but he starts hitting you.


I wish we were all characters in Finial Fantasy.

[fruckert]

Granted. We're all goblins, and then get massacred in a random battle

I wish that Twijfel would tell us what he's thinking...
 

[_JeT_]

Granted, but none of it is very appropriate... especially to the littluns...

I wish I could figure out how to skip college, and still land an awesome job.

[Musha]

Granted, you're a pornstar.  That's awesome, isn't it?  too bad it's in ghey pr0n.

I wish I could burn people to smouldering cinders with my deadly stare.

[Cerebus]

Granted.
"Musha!" says your mother. "Yes, mom?" says you as you turn around and look at her. *Mother Burns*
"What have you done!" yells your father. "I don't know, I..." says you as you turn around and look at him. *Father Burns*
"OMG, what have I done!" yells you as you look into a mirror to see if you should shave or not. *You burn*


I wish I could be rich and all...

[Dominicy]

Granted, you are now tied down with a panda wife and half human baby.  Was it worth playing pandas? :p

I wish for maaaoooorrrrrrrrrr.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted: meet Maaaoooorrrrrrrrrrr, the Cerberus dog from hell. He eats you.

I wish Twilight either didn't exist or wasn't basically some 300~ page fanfiction in book form.

[fruckert]

*seriously for a second*
It's an alright book
But it's overhyped by stoopid tweenagers

*get's back in the game*
Granted
High School Musical takes place of it instead, this time
IN A HANNAH MONTANA CROSSOVER!


I wish that I wasn't grounded from GameMaker or RPG Maker anymore

[Lukas]

granted but your computer explodes your hands fall off your eyes melt and you forget there names and can never access them ever again in any other way ever. harsh? no, CORRUPT!

i wish the new forum adds were removable!

[fruckert]

Granted. Everyone but you can remove them

I wish that didn't have his lips sewn shut anymore

[Lukas]

granted but he sewned it back

i wish i could have my dog back in fable 2

[fruckert]

Granted
You go back in time and do the neutral choice instead

I wish that this wish wasn't granted

[Red Fox]

Detnarg, you die.

I wish my toenails were bigger.

[_JeT_]

Granted. but you cant really do much with it, except masturbation, which tires you out quickly. Also, one day you trip and fall, and... well.. you probably get the rest.

I wish the next poster would die a terrible, gruesome death.