Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, this post is
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big.

I wish Batman Begins was on more.

[fruckert]

Granted. It being TV, more of it is cut out. **** YOU FCC!

I wish that I could figure out how that Charaman dude made his sidebar thing marquee

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, in the process, you learn all of life's secrets, thus exploding.

I wish their was no FCC.

[fruckert]

Granted, and the FLCC (Federal Life Censoring Corps) comes out. They act like the FCC in that one family guy episode

I wish that Lachje would turn into he Hulk
 

[Red Fox]

Granted, you just creamed your pants.

I wish my toes on the right foot wasn't bigger then the toes on my left foot.

[fruckert]

Granted. Now the toes on your left foot are bigger than the ones on the right.

I wish that I knew why Lachje made me cream my pants

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. It's because you pood the crap of Family Guy in a toilet of awesome like Charas.

I wish the FLCC didn't exist, but put a forever lasting copyright on it and all similarities.

[Lukas]

Granted but it was replaced in history with something called POOP and nothing really changes....

i wish that my wish was less corrupt then last time

[fruckert]

Granted. You live a perfect and boring life, and kill yourself from the repetitiveness

I wish repetitiveness wasn't such a goofy word

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. Every one lives in poverty except you, and then kill you and take all your better-ness.

I wish Fusionfall didn't lag like crap.

[fruckert]

Granted. It lags like **** instead

I wish that I knew why the fligglesmorkins don't like the garglesnuffs

[Lukas]

granted, but you forgot a few seconds later

i wish i was firin my lazer

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, but everyone forces you to watch the Lazer Collection until your head explodes.

I wish Charas didn't have ads.

[Phayre]

Granted, but the lack of money kills it, and you are tried and convicted for forum murder. YOU KILLED CHARS. YOU BASTARD.

I wish my medicine would work.

[Lukas]

granted but its side affect is diarrhea

i wish a had additional pylons