Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[fruckert]

Granted, but you are affected by your time spinnings, so thus you create millions of paradoxes and apocalypses.

I wish that I wasn't humming.

[SqareMan]

Granted, but your eyes got ripped out so you couldn't see that your wish was granted.

I wish SqareEnix remade Final Fantasy 1-9 for the PS3 in a boxed set for $99.99.

[blue_emerald777]

Granted, but they were remade without many features from the first and the new voice acting sucks.

I wish I had a unicorn.

[MissingName]

Granted,  it just impales you and you die a horribly slow death.

I wish for silence.

[blue_emerald777]

Granted, now that I'm dead you have it.

I wish the unicorn didn't have the horn anymore.

[meyvn MaRa]

Granted, it's now just a normal horse. But it kicks you 'till you die.

I wish a could draw manga.

[Fisherson]

Granted. You download Mange Studio, but it's all in a Russian cipher.

I wish I had the skill "Breathe Flames" without having to have the prerequisites to go with it.

[Red Giant]

Granted. You lack all the neccessary internal protection to protect against your own fire breath. Your first use of the attack instantly cooks your internal organs and sends a torrent of flame shooting up your esophagus, blowing off your jaw in a glorious shower of teeth and sparks. The skin on your neck begins to visibly bubble, crackle and erupt, flaming shards of flesh raining down around your feet. Your head rolls off the charred, smoking stub that it once perched on. As it tumbles lifelessly across the floor, it slows to a halt, tilting back and forth slightly before finding it's final position. As the traumatised bystanders look upon your ghastly, mouthless bust, your dead eyes seem to look up at them and say; "That's a spicy meat-a-ball"


I wish I had a car.

[CrossStrife]

Granted. It blows up when you turn the key.

I wish I had Soul Edge.

[Gage]

Granted, but it posseses you and makes you a mindless host for it.

I wish i had wings.

[MissingName]

Granted.  They're made of wax, so they melt when you decide to go too high and you plummet.

I wish I had bought the right color folder to match my notebook.

[fruckert]

Granted.
After an endless quest, into the evil Wal-Mart, you find your foe!
A Nerd...
Quickly, you cast Sunlight, level 10 upon him.
He perishes.
But...he did not have the folder upon him!
So you go and have to buy it for $50.

I wish I put more effort into that story.

[CrossStrife]

Granted, but you end up sounding like a douchebag.

I wish I had the Book of Prophecy from Avalon Code.

Oh and Gage, YAY I'm Nightmare now! Yay!

[Gage]

Granted but the world ends with everybody in the book exept you. Should have hit yourself on the head when you had the chance.

I wish i had some kind of summon.

[Red Giant]

Enjoy.


I wish that I commit crimes without getting caught.