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Offline Musha

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1965 on: October 07, 2009, 09:25:57 AM »
Granted.  He gets pissed off and kills you.

I wish I had more scars.
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Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1966 on: October 07, 2009, 11:10:56 AM »
Granted, but theres one over each eye, one sealing your mouth shut, two where your ears were cut off, and a few others in sensitive places.

I wish I had a bagel.
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Offline Obvious Sock Account

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1967 on: October 07, 2009, 09:11:54 PM »
Granted.  Enjoy your reject doughnut.

I wish I had an angel, for one moment of love.
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To the Halls of the Fallen the mighty march.
Their achievements cheat both death and eternity.
Lives filled with honour and deaths filled with glory,
In songs and in poems their heroism lives on.

Offline MissingName

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1968 on: October 08, 2009, 12:31:55 AM »
Granted.  She's morbidly obese.

I wish for sanity.
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Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1969 on: October 08, 2009, 01:52:39 AM »
You get it, but all of the human delusions of purpose and reality fade away with your absolute sanity, and you realise that life is meaningless and all systems of thinking are incorrect. It also turns out that you can't die. Welcome to the club.

I wish for insanity.
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Offline CrossStrife

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1970 on: October 08, 2009, 10:03:56 AM »
Granted. You fail that and become sane again after ten seconds in Solitary confinement.

I wish I could spend three months in an asylum, just to know what it's like.
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Offline Angel Walter

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1971 on: October 08, 2009, 08:40:54 PM »
Granted. Now you know what it's like you decide to stay there. The problem? They don't serve chips in the cafeteria!
I wish I had a replacement for my babel fish (the last one went insane)...
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Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1972 on: October 08, 2009, 09:20:10 PM »
Granted. It's a sharp knife.


I wish for toast.
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Offline MissingName

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1973 on: October 09, 2009, 02:45:08 AM »
Granted.  It's gluten free bread, meaning a piece of cardboard is more appetizing.

I wish for a vial of pure titanium dust.
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Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1974 on: October 09, 2009, 02:21:54 PM »
Granted. You inhale it and die.

I wish for a mustache.
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Offline Obvious Sock Account

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1975 on: October 09, 2009, 07:07:19 PM »

Decide for yourself if this can really be called a corruption.

I wish my hands weren't so cold.
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To the Halls of the Fallen the mighty march.
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Lives filled with honour and deaths filled with glory,
In songs and in poems their heroism lives on.

Offline Angel Walter

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1976 on: October 09, 2009, 08:46:13 PM »
Granted. They burst into flames. Shoulda seen it coming...
I wish I knew what an obvious sock account was.
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Offline Obvious Sock Account

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1977 on: October 09, 2009, 10:16:11 PM »
A member who was banned and returned as under a sock account, making no attempt to disguise his return.  Seems obvious to me.

I wish for Skullhut's new mustache.
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To the Halls of the Fallen the mighty march.
Their achievements cheat both death and eternity.
Lives filled with honour and deaths filled with glory,
In songs and in poems their heroism lives on.

Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1978 on: October 09, 2009, 11:57:24 PM »
Quote from: Obvious Sock Account on October 09, 2009, 10:16:11 PM
I wish for Skullhut's new mustache.

... That... Is unacceptable. The name is SCHILCOTE!!!!!!!!!! SCHILCOTE WITH A C AFTER THE S, NOT SKULLHUT OR SHILCOTE GRAAHHAHAHSAHHDSLDBFSHBDLFHSBDLFJHBSLDHJBF

"Skullhut" comes over and falcon kicks your human behind.

I wish people did not mangle my name.
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1979 on: October 10, 2009, 12:32:15 AM »
Granted for a second, but people don't know how the **** you pronounce that so they still call you Skullhut.
Skullhut.

I wish I had a hut made of skulls.
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