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Offline Uberpwn_w00t

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1980 on: October 10, 2009, 01:16:28 AM »
Granted. That is now the one and only thing you own. Also you die.

I wish I could fire molten rubber from my knuckles.
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1981 on: October 10, 2009, 02:07:34 AM »
...granted. It burns.

I wish I had a pet duck named Steve and he would not maul me in any way.
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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline MissingName

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1982 on: October 10, 2009, 03:50:49 AM »
Granted.  The neighbors steal him and eat him.

I wish for a set of silverware.
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Offline Musha

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1983 on: October 10, 2009, 09:42:35 AM »
Granted.  It gets stolen and pawned by a dopefiend.

I wish x-rated fanfiction was illegal.
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Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1984 on: October 10, 2009, 05:15:02 PM »
Granted. It's replaced by X-rated depictions of children.

I wish that I was the best programmer in the world.
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1985 on: October 10, 2009, 05:19:21 PM »
Granted, but nobody wants to hire you. You die of starvation.

I wish that all these wishes didn't result in death, cause that's cliche man.
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Offline CrossStrife

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1986 on: October 10, 2009, 08:37:08 PM »
Granted. They now end with ran getting poked 100 times.

I wish I was Ran.
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Offline Musha

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1987 on: October 11, 2009, 06:04:36 AM »
Granted.  You get poked 100 times.  With a red hot poker.  In the arse.

I wish TMNT Smash-Up! had more playable TMNT characters, and fewer damn Rabbids.
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Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1988 on: October 11, 2009, 01:00:17 PM »
Now it's just playable TMNT characters in a small dark room with no doors or windows with no objective.

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I wish I hadn't forgotten to put a wish in my post and didn't have to navigate for five minutes trying to get back here.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2009, 01:02:36 PM by schilcote »
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1989 on: October 11, 2009, 06:30:58 PM »
Granted, you realize it was two minutes instead of five and don't freak out as badly.

I wish that I didn't just ****ing wake up due to screaming kids.
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Offline Angel Walter

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1990 on: October 11, 2009, 07:35:51 PM »
Granted. Now you're so used to the screaming that you wake up because there aren't any screaming kids! Mwa-ha-ha-haaa!
I wish that life was more like a video game (preferably Okami).
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1991 on: October 11, 2009, 07:40:02 PM »
Granted, the wish ignores your preference and makes life like Superman 64.

I wish that LIFE WAS A LIE ;_; /wrists
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Offline MissingName

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1992 on: October 12, 2009, 02:29:36 AM »
Nope, it's the truth.  You bleed out after slashing your wrists.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1993 on: October 12, 2009, 02:38:57 AM »
Granted, you actually go to the end of the game.

I wish I wasn't such a loser.
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Offline schilcote

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1994 on: October 12, 2009, 12:44:55 PM »
Granted. You make you lose the game.

I wish I understood this "The Game" thing.
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