Vending Machine

[Rahl]

Out comes a second bankruptcy

I put back in Jimmy Haffa

[fruckert]

Jimmy Hoffa comes out

I put in this really annoying keyboard I'm using

[Felix-0]

A Mac comes out

I put in lazer tag

[Emerates]

Out comes fail.

I put in three grams of megawin.

[Red Giant]

Exchange rate 3mw=1ew (Epic Win)

I put my soul in to the heart of the cards.

[Rahl]

Out come $5,000,000 Mac

I put in $5,000,000 Mac fully upgraded with urine, spit, and a note saying: "Get a PC, the only computer thats worth a dam"

Mac= toilet; get over and on with it.

[Emerates]

Out comes a Vietnam veteran, replete with PTSD.

I put in a Zippo!

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine catches fire.

I put a can of oil into the flaming machine.

[Red Giant]

Out comes a flaming homosexual

I put it in lemon and lime.

[Dominicy]

You get Fanta, because it's actually good.

I take us back to our roots; I put a wiimote in the machine.

[Rahl]

Resident Evil 4 comes out of the machine.

Puts newfound respect back into the machine, though it has a long way to go (the mac was ultimate disrespect).

[Red Giant]

You get back bitter disappointment, shattering your respect.

I put in the square root of 3.

[Rahl]

Out comes square root of a tree.

I put back in blind faith.

[Felix-0]

Christianity comes out Sorry, Don't kill me It's America. Okay that was a bad thing to say. If you read this you lose 5 intrawebs

I put in a Trap card

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes Yu-Gi -Oh (or however you spell it)

I put Magic the gathering back into the machine to show it a good game