Vending Machine

[A Forgotten Legend]

the machine eats your quarter, and the line becomes dead.

I put in a small child as a sacrifice.

[X_marks_the_ed]

My call goes through. I finally call the pizza delivery place.

I order two large pepperoni pizzas to be delivered to this vending machine.

[Dominicy]

I take a slice and with a thankful look give you a thumbs up and in a squeeky voice say "CHURE!" (sure. .>_<  its an inside joke, my bro and I made it up.)

I sadly drop mr.mister's old charas skin which he recently shed in the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The vending machine gets an error message.

I call geek squad.

[Vidian]

And nothing comes out of the vending machine

Geek squad gets here and arrests you for taking all their "geek"

[A Forgotten Legend]

the machine east you for not putting something in it.


I pull Vidian out of the machine and put X_marks_the_ed in.

[Bluhman]

The Ed, Edd, and Eddy from the future come out and clobber you, since they're now street thugs in the year 2015.

I put the Tin Woodman in the machine.

[Koopapooper]

God came out saying you have brain cancer.

I put my f'ing Co** in the f'ing machine and f'ing f'd it, then I went home.

[drenrin2120]

a fleshlight pops out with a note that reads " Needle dick "

I put an empty box of tissues in.

[Dominicy]

you get a full box, filled with human fingers. (Thems good eats)

I drop the badger from that one flash video in the machine.

[Koopapooper]

100,000,000,000 Viruses fall out and kill your computer.

I put The worst zelda game Cd1 in the machine.

[Dominicy]

the best adlez DC -1 comes out and paper cuts you.

I like coffee, I put some into the machine and say in an epic voice 'Coffee!'   (lol CoD references.)

[Vidian]

A Weird electrical sound comes out, Then a piece of paper written in blood saying "I don't get it"...

I put A Small German man named Hanz in the Machine

[Blue_Strife]

A small jewish man named Abraham pops out, kneeing you in the groin.

I put a single triple A battery in.

[Bluhman]

An AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Battery comes out. You can't tell, though, because it's so goddamn small.

I put a Boomer Cutter in the machine.