Vending Machine

[Bluhman]

Solid Snake comes out.

I put a mysterious red book in the machine.

[Tomi]

Tomi's mysterious little black book comes out.

All the ladys' numbers are put up on the internet.

Puts profits into the vending machine.

[Djanki]

Ron Paul comes out.


It puts the lotion on the machine. <_< >_>

[Higor]

A box full of Red Bull cans comes out.
I put the city where the vending machine is on the vending machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

A ball flies out and hits you in the face.

I put a meiscool in the machine

[Dominicy]

*Bursts out crying* I miss Meiscool ;__;

I push the nearest Mexican into the machine expecting tacos to fall out.

...

So, are we pushing things into the coin slot or is there a hole above the dispenser?  I always wondered about that.

[Bluhman]

The Mexican is split into a Spanish Conquistador and a Native American Mayan Chief. The Conquistador splits his head in half with a sword.

I put Ness into the machine.

[Dominicy]

Everyone's happy. The world is a better place.

I wish I put something in the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You don't get what comes out.

I stuff Footface's corpse into the machine.

[Bluhman]

Footface's zombie comes out!

I give the machine a shotgun to take care of the zombie.

[Dominicy]

The machine throws it at you and tells you to do it yourself.

I possess the machine.  RAWRAWRAWR

[lilsniffs3]

Strands of blue hair come out.

I put the Allspark into the machine.

[Dominicy]

I hated that movie, and since I AM the machine, I reject that dumb cube :<

I wish I could play games and make my game at the same time.

OH CRAP, wrong game XDDD

[Bluhman]

I kick the machine and it fires it's lazah at the zombie, turning it into dead protoplasm.

I put lamp oil, ropes, and bombs into the macine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Sorry, your mixture didn't work!

(Get the reference or go to hell.)


I put a glowing rock into the machine.