Vending Machine

[Dominicy]

The .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::. lights on fire and a long, flaming tongue drips out of the machine, shooting cans of demon tuna at us.

Sniffs starts French kissing with the .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.

[lilsniffs3]

Domincy gets A MEGA SLAP TO THE FACE.

I throw the body into the machine.

[Lukas]

You get an old guy that keeps asking you to sit on his lap

I put google in

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Jeeves comes out and crucifies you.
I put your body in.

[Lukas]

Why do i always die!!! its not fair!!!!!
A cow soul comes out.

I put in pwn's old cat pic in!!!

[Uberpwn_w00t]

The Legend of Zelda comes out
Kirby comes out of a time rift and crawls into the machine

[Felix-0]

DK comes out of the machine!

I put the essence of randomness into the machine

[lilsniffs3]

The world turns gray due to lack of comedy.

"But... the future refused to change."

I put Chrono Trigger into the machine.

[Felix-0]

pulls out chrono cross YAY!

Put's in a fetus

[Bluhman]

A dead baby comes out. With a bomb shoved into its throat. Here, you have it.

I put a bad Internet connection into the machine.

[Felix-0]

I get epic lag on this labtop

+50 lag points

no!!!!!!

Put's a Ipod into the machine

[Tomi]

The ipod feels naughty and turns into an ipod touch.

I put my heart and soul in.

[Bluhman]

Your body and mind come out.

I put a Lincoln log cabin into the machine.

[lilsniffs3]

Bluhman's new hat comes out.

I slam soda cans into the machine

[Fisherson]

It give you a diet Coke.

I put the band Metalica.