Vending Machine

[fruckert]

Half a bullet comes out

I put in Donkey Kong

[Bluhman]

You get donkey punched.

I run off with the machine. Into the machine...?

[Darrellito]

You come out of the machine in an alternate reality. Now snow is green and the sky is yellow. That's about it.

Anti-Darrellito puts a box full of fish sticks into the machine.

[fruckert]

comes out

I put in M'aiq the Liar

[Rahl]

Out comes Jim Carry

I put back into the machine dark matter.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get Pi-face's hat.

I put an entire Mirelurk into the machine.

[Rahl]

Out comes a Nuko-Cola

I put back into the machine Quantum Nuko-Cola

[WarxePB]

A nuclear warhead comes out, promptly explodes, and kills everything in a fifty-mile radius. Naturally, the vending machine is unharmed.

I put a dragon ball in the vending machine.

[Rahl]

Out comes the new live action dragonball movie.

I put back into the machine a bowl of popcorn.

[Darrellito]

Out comes a new bowl of popcorn, but with a suspicious hole cut right in the middle. Anyone hungry?


I gather up a bunch of shattered beer bottle pieces and dump them in the machine.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes a machettie, makes a good popcorn scoop Darrel.

I put back into the machine severed popcorn.

[fruckert]

Out comes the new Max Payne movie...somehow

I put it back in, after lighting it on fire

[Rahl]

I take out Max Payne movie quickly before it is hurt.

I put back into the machine Operation Valkyrie movie.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a helmet.

The sky is not any color, it is clear (into the machine.)

[Darrellito]

A small graph comes out explaining that the sky is blue because of the combination of gases and sunlight in the air make a blue like reflective.

I place a light prism into the machine.