Vending Machine

[Fisherson]

Out comes a parade of hungry Grizzly bears.



I put a sand dollar into the machine.

[fruckert]

Out of the machine comes a sand nickel

I put into the machine some brass goggles

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes brass nuckles.

I put back into the machine, chuck norris who needs no such thing.

[WarxePB]

Several Chuck Norrises come out. Now we're all screwed. Thanks buddy.

I put Bruce Lee into the machine.

[Bluhman]

Chun Li comes out and tries to fight the Chuck Norris'. She gets raped.

I put some swim trunks in the machine.

[WarxePB]

Future Trunks comes out, but he's quickly annihilated by one of the Chuck Norrises.

I throw a fish into the machine.

[Darrellito]

Jabu Jabu comes out and eats one of the Chucks. But he gets torn from the inside out.

I throw a 50s windup robot toy and a laser weapon into the machine in hopes to combine and defeat the Norris menace.

[fruckert]

Optimus Prime comes out and steps on all of the Norrises

I put in bad gangsta rap

[Rahl]

Out comes the fact that all rap sucks more than fruckert, and fruckert sucks more than you could imagine, for a price that is. lol

I put into the machine Dave Matthews Band CD.

[Darrellito]

Out comes a ticket, and on it says: "Congratulations!"
                                                     You just picked
                                                    the worst band in
                                                     history of man
                                                      to put in me.
                                                   Here's five bucks.


I a tattoo gun into the machine.

[Red Fox]

A book on how to structure your sentences comes out.

I put in an int.

[Rahl]

Out comes an Ent, which crushes your house because you cut down inocent trees to make it.

I put back into the machine, The Belgariad.

[Bluhman]

The machine chews the decadent books and burps. It then says, "More paper sandwiches, please!"

I throw the Necronomicon into the machine.

[fruckert]

Out comes Cthulu. He eats your soul, then drives us all crazy with his holy appearance

I throw into the machine Ubuntu

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes: wtf is that?

I put back into the machine thing1 and thing2.