Vending Machine

[fruckert]

wtf is that?

Ubuntu is a Linux distribution

Out of the machine comes a very large hat

I put in my very large hat

[arcaine91]

Out of the machine comes an even bigger hat that pins you to the ground. You yell for help, but everyone just laughs at you.

I put in two lifesize wax replicas, one of Solid Snake, the other of John Lennon.

[Fisherson]

The machine spits out a copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl with John Lennon as a playable character.

I put in my desire to own said game and a Nitendo Wii..

[fruckert]

Granted, but the only character unlocked is John Lennon

I wish I could transfer files to my virtual machine

[arcaine91]

You yell thses words at the machine but, to your astonishment, nothing happens.

I put a piece or orbitz chewing gum (Spearmint flavor) into the machine.

[mironic]

a legendary mint spear comes out....

i put a gun into the machine.

[fruckert]

Out comes a video game, shortly followed by a soccer mom

I quickly decapitate the soccer mom before she can say anything, then kick her head into the machine

[mironic]

a box of... nibs come out... HURRAY SOMETHING THATS NOT BAD!!!!!!!!! but then on the back it says made with radiation

i put a radio active chalk into the machine

[Cerebus]

A fake anti-virus comes out and you fall for it! Hahaha! Okay...

I put a dead hamster into the machine.

[Darrellito]

A small card with the words 'Open Me' falls out. You open it and it reads: "Your wish has been granted!"


I put a harmonica into the machine.

[Bluhman]

The harmonica comes out, all beaten up, followed by a black-haired guy with perfect pitch, saying "I don't need no damn pitch pipe." Then he walks off.

I scratch my head in utter confusion and then put this... Thing in:

[fruckert]

Granted, Captain Falcon comes out and does cool Captain Falcon stuff

What would happen if I wished for Captain Falcons helmet to go in?

lolmixinggameslol

[arcaine91]

Birdman's helmet comes out. Congratulations, you turned something cool into something lame.

I put a frisbee and a yoyo into the machine.

[Rahl]

Out comes a froyo, a wierd round hairdew.

I put into the machine Chexmix

[mironic]

a chick flick movie comes out...

i put collected frozen sperm into the machine from the sperm bank...