Vending Machine

[drenrin2120]

The drawings come to life and destroy you with their magnanimity.

I put two dollars into the vending machine... IN PENNIES.

[Bluhman]

The machine doesn't take pennies, so a cascade of pennies flies in your face when you try to make your selection.

I put the [Amazing Balls] into the machine.

[mironic]

the amazing Grace comes out,

I Put my computer into the machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

A virus pops out and eats you alive.
[Good god, I haven't seen this thread on the front page for a while... how did I miss it being up there in mid august?!]

I put in college.

[WarxePB]

Frat boys come out, and force you to chug a keg.

I put Tommy Wiseau into the machine.

[drenrin2120]

*Googles Tommy Wiseau*

0_0 this guy?

Probably the best movies you can ever add to your super rad DVD collection come out of the machine.


I put my iPod into the vending machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

All those Justin Bieber songs came out to haunt you.

I put a lovely bunch of coconuts into the machine.

[MissingName]

They get spit back out, aligning themselves standing in a row.

I put my very dead jack-o-lantern into the machine.

[Bluhman]

A very dead pickle-o-lantern hits you in the face.

I put a tank into the machine.

[Cerdiar]

Out comes a Miniature Toy Tank...which is fake.

I put in a Fish.

[MissingName]

Out comes a lightsaber.

I put a bottle of Clorox in the machine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Chemical Warfare comes out!

I put MissingName into the machine.

[Cerdiar]

Out comes a pet who seeems to be missing a nametag.

I put in a Greenhouse Gas in the machine.

[Moosetroop11]

The gas comes out of the cracks in the machine.

I put a vending machine into the machine.

[Felix-0]

You divide by zero and all the calculators in the world become mini black holes for a sec before dispersing their energy and going poof.

I break the space time continuum and grab the 1st vending machine. ( I think it's supposed to be slot machine lol)

I put in lack of logic101 into the machine