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« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2007, 02:05:09 AM »
I think this thing would be alright as long as they stick with animals and don't go trying to make gay people straight.
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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2007, 02:13:33 AM »
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How about I invent a cure that will make you prefer smooth peanut butter over crunchy.

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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2007, 03:22:07 AM »
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How about I invent a cure that will make you prefer smooth peanut butter over crunchy.

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Yeah, only cause crunchy is badass.


(I dont know if you got the joke or not.)
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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2007, 11:47:44 PM »
I am backed on christian morals and I was taught that gays go to hell for this unforgivable sin. So I say continue with the resaerch so that they may be able to have the sin forgiven and be hable to go to heaven. Spritural reasons aside. Gays digust me so on with the research! Besides most scientists don't care about god.
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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2007, 12:17:55 AM »
There is no such thing as God. Saying there is a God is as plausible as saying a flying toilet created all life.
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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2007, 12:30:15 AM »
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There is no such thing as God. Saying there is a God is as plausible as saying a flying toilet created all life.

As insulting a statement to whatever religion it applies to, this is also correct. Just as there is no proof that there is/isn't a God, neither is there evidence that there is/isn't a flying toilet that created all life.

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I am backed on christian morals and I was taught that gays go to hell for this unforgivable sin. So I say continue with the resaerch so that they may be able to have the sin forgiven and be hable to go to heaven. Spritural reasons aside. Gays digust me so on with the research! Besides most scientists don't care about god.

AND JUST WHEN you thought there was no lower than Rock Bottom, YOU BRING A SHOVEL!

I have a personal question, EH76. Are you a type of person who lives by the bible word for word, or do you just select the bits you like and follow those out?
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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2007, 12:38:57 AM »
I think our bodies are evidence of God..
Our circulatory systems were clearly a result of intelligent design..
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2007, 12:43:24 AM »
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There is no such thing as God. Saying there is a God is as plausible as saying a flying toilet created all life.


Well, no matter how much you link it there is no proof of evolution. For all we know we could have been like this in the first place and there could have been 1000's of different human things that sucked. Saying they're all linked is just as much speculation as saying God exists.
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2007, 01:14:03 AM »
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Originally posted by Meiscool
There is no such thing as God. Saying there is a God is as plausible as saying a flying toilet created all life.

As insulting a statement to whatever religion it applies to, this is also correct. Just as there is no proof that there is/isn't a God, neither is there evidence that there is/isn't a flying toilet that created all life.

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Originally posted by elementalhero76
I am backed on christian morals and I was taught that gays go to hell for this unforgivable sin. So I say continue with the resaerch so that they may be able to have the sin forgiven and be hable to go to heaven. Spritural reasons aside. Gays digust me so on with the research! Besides most scientists don't care about god.

AND JUST WHEN you thought there was no lower than Rock Bottom, YOU BRING A SHOVEL!

I have a personal question, EH76. Are you a type of person who lives by the bible word for word, or do you just select the bits you like and follow those out?
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No the bible like any old text is too cryptic to understand or believe word by word, and as with any old text, most sayings and values do go out with the times. I base most of my values off of the ten commandmants. So the second part of your question is true I only follow the bits that are true to my life and values. There is a contradiction here for we including myself are hyprocytes for we say god's name in vain. And we commit adultery by devorsing a wife. But times have changed so most of the ten don't apply as much as they used to unless you want to be a priest lol. i am hyprocytal when it comes to the creation story. I believe in evolution and in the creation. More as a combination not one or the other. I do not think we came from apes mind you, we evolved on our own i.e. God created us to evolve as one distinct species not form another.

The bible stated that when a man and a woman gets married They become one person... one flesh (think of that as becoming one in the bed lol. Serously.) Then they create new life (birth). This one thing here is why I say go on with the research. It is not playing God it is God's will.
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2007, 01:25:08 AM »
You're a college student and have a hard time spelling political and divorcing?

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You shall have no other gods before Me
I am the only God
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God
Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy
Honor your father and your mother
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal  
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor  
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife  
You shall not covet your neighbor's house


So, did you just discover the missing commandment in your backyard saying that fags are going to hell? Because I'm pretty sure there aren't any phrases explicitly against it. I know of a few, but they can be interpreted in so many ways any actual use in discussion is ludicrous.
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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2007, 01:32:43 AM »
It actually says something somewhere in Leviticus about homosexuality.. but it also says that you should stone adulterers.
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2007, 01:34:48 AM »
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Originally posted by elementalhero76
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Originally posted by Razor
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Originally posted by Meiscool
There is no such thing as God. Saying there is a God is as plausible as saying a flying toilet created all life.

As insulting a statement to whatever religion it applies to, this is also correct. Just as there is no proof that there is/isn't a God, neither is there evidence that there is/isn't a flying toilet that created all life.

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Originally posted by elementalhero76
I am backed on christian morals and I was taught that gays go to hell for this unforgivable sin. So I say continue with the resaerch so that they may be able to have the sin forgiven and be hable to go to heaven. Spritural reasons aside. Gays digust me so on with the research! Besides most scientists don't care about god.

AND JUST WHEN you thought there was no lower than Rock Bottom, YOU BRING A SHOVEL!

I have a personal question, EH76. Are you a type of person who lives by the bible word for word, or do you just select the bits you like and follow those out?
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No the bible like any old text is too cryptic to understand or believe word by word, and as with any old text, most sayings and values do go out with the times. I base most of my values off of the ten commandmants. So the second part of your question is true I only follow the bits that are true to my life and values. There is a contradiction here for we including myself are hyprocytes for we say god's name in vain. And we commit adultery by devorsing a wife. But times have changed so most of the ten don't apply as much as they used to unless you want to be a priest lol. i am hyprocytal when it comes to the creation story. I believe in evolution and in the creation. More as a combination not one or the other. I do not think we came from apes mind you, we evolved on our own i.e. God created us to evolve as one distinct species not form another.

The bible stated that when a man and a woman gets married They become one person... one flesh (think of that as becoming one in the bed lol. Serously.) Then they create new life (birth). This one thing here is why I say go on with the research. It is not playing God it is God's will.[/B]

The whole "Gays are bad, they are a sin OMFG!" comes from the Leviticus, the precursor to the Bible.  It was in the same part of the book that also said that eating Shrimp is a sin, that women menstrating is a sin, and that writing on oneself is a sin.

Also, when Jesus came about, he pretty much said "Screw all that other stuff, if you believe in me, you go to heaven!"

So yeah, if you're going with the "Bible Power!" side on homosexuality, you have nothing backing you up.
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« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2007, 01:50:18 AM »
Peope need to stop living their lives based on religion. You only live once (so we know). So why not enjoy it and stop worring what some being who may or may not exist. You wanna be gay? Go right ahead. What you and your lover do is between you and god, not some bible thumpers that think they're god's servants. It also says that god will take care of the blastphimist it the bible as well. People need to quit trying to push their religions off on other people.
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« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2007, 01:53:08 AM »
Daetyrnis got it down flat.

There are some sections that could be interpreted as homosexuality being bad like the Sodom and Ghemorrah (sp?) and Nebecanezzer (God KNOWS I spelled that wrong).

Still even if you push it, those were rapes. This is the same stuff you hear about in prison. In the first case, a bunch of gays decided to burn down an inn because they wanted these two travelers (If the word "know" counts the same as "lie with"). In the other story, the king threatened to burn people if he didn't get his triple-incest. (Where the three guys brothers? I don't remember.)

Plus the bible doesn't condem lesbians. Only the buttsex. Then you get into the predestination thing, yada yada yada, it just gets crazy.

I say let God deal with it. If he really wanted to kill the gay people, Aids should've worked by now. Let's hope there won't be another Nazi situation. If God likes gays, leave em' alone. If he doesn't, he doesn't.
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« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2007, 02:00:36 AM »
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Originally posted by elementalhero76
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Originally posted by Razor
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Originally posted by Meiscool
There is no such thing as God. Saying there is a God is as plausible as saying a flying toilet created all life.

As insulting a statement to whatever religion it applies to, this is also correct. Just as there is no proof that there is/isn't a God, neither is there evidence that there is/isn't a flying toilet that created all life.

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Originally posted by elementalhero76
I am backed on christian morals and I was taught that gays go to hell for this unforgivable sin. So I say continue with the resaerch so that they may be able to have the sin forgiven and be hable to go to heaven. Spritural reasons aside. Gays digust me so on with the research! Besides most scientists don't care about god.

AND JUST WHEN you thought there was no lower than Rock Bottom, YOU BRING A SHOVEL!

I have a personal question, EH76. Are you a type of person who lives by the bible word for word, or do you just select the bits you like and follow those out?
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No the bible like any old text is too cryptic to understand or believe word by word, and as with any old text, most sayings and values do go out with the times. I base most of my values off of the ten commandmants. So the second part of your question is true I only follow the bits that are true to my life and values. There is a contradiction here for we including myself are hyprocytes for we say god's name in vain. And we commit adultery by devorsing a wife. But times have changed so most of the ten don't apply as much as they used to unless you want to be a priest lol. i am hyprocytal when it comes to the creation story. I believe in evolution and in the creation. More as a combination not one or the other. I do not think we came from apes mind you, we evolved on our own i.e. God created us to evolve as one distinct species not form another.

The bible stated that when a man and a woman gets married They become one person... one flesh (think of that as becoming one in the bed lol. Serously.) Then they create new life (birth). This one thing here is why I say go on with the research. It is not playing God it is God's will.[/B]

The whole "Gays are bad, they are a sin OMFG!" comes from the Leviticus, the precursor to the Bible.  It was in the same part of the book that also said that eating Shrimp is a sin, that women menstrating is a sin, and that writing on oneself is a sin.

Also, when Jesus came about, he pretty much said "Screw all that other stuff, if you believe in me, you go to heaven!"

So yeah, if you're going with the "Bible Power!" side on homosexuality, you have nothing backing you up.[/B]



Ok wait just a minuate! Jesus said as long as you believe in me ...

Yeah he said that of couse. Jesus didn't say screw all that. of course he rebuked the fact that menstrating and masterbating is sinful. (masterbating prevents adultery) he did not recount the fact that being gay is sinful, but now it could be forgiven if they believe in him otherwise it is lost. He still believed in some the old ways of the old testament. The last thing I said he still believed in. Man and Woman are to become married and become one flesh (figurative speach for intercourse) so that they may bring the human race to the next generation. so being gay is wrong but can be forguiven devorse although wrong is legal (in the old testament it can only happen if the marrage was unlawful a.k.a. incest), and gay marrage is still uneffical according to him.
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