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[RocketKnightX]

Hiya. I'm RocketKnightX. I am totally not a real Rocket Knight.

Despite what my name suggests, I'm not a fan of Rocket Knight Adventures (GEN). I am, however, a fan of the 16-32 bit era. Yes, you heard right. I'm a retro gamer, although I do sometimes play current games.

[aboutasoandthis]

*insert signature welcome post here*

Welcome to Charas.

[Prpl_Mage]

If you do not like the game... Then why call yourself that? intriguing...

Either way, welcome to the forums of Charas, you will feel obligated to stay here and support in one way or another so stick around and enjoy.

[crunkman2000]

*drops steam roller on RKX's head*

In other words, welcome.

[Grandy]

Originally posted by crunkman2000
*drops steam roller on RKX's head*

In other words, welcome.

 WRYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEELCOME would fit better.

[Tomi]

Well come to Charas!

Welcome to this, the place of stuff.

Welcome to Charas, population: you.

Welcome LEVEL ONE (1) ROMPASAURUS. THREE (3) BURGERDACTYLS have made off with a PHILOSORAPTOR'S EGG, and has plans to EAT IT. The PHILOSORAPTOR THEORIZES that A FICTIO-DINOSAUR IS ONLY AS GOOD AS ITS BIGGEST FAILURE; IF ONE IS TO FAIL, THEY SHOULD FAIL IN A FASHION WORTHY OF BEING REMEMBERED. PHILOSORAPTOR decides that it will become the FIRST (1st) of its SPECIES to be FOSSILIZED by way of TAR PIT. As a MORALLY AMBIGUOUS FICTIO-DINOSAUR, you are OBLIGATED (URGED TO) RESCUE the EGGS and prevent the PHILOSORAPTOR'S SUICIDE.

Accept this quest (Y/N)?

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Hoysha!

[Razor]

I and five other guys will KILL YOU, Tomi!

Also, Welcome you, location: here.



Also, RKX? That works well with ZKX! You will be the best of friends.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by Razor
I and five other guys will KILL YOU, Tomi!

Also, Welcome you, location: here.



Also, RKX? That works well with ZKX! You will be the best of friends.

Makes enough sense I don't feel like refuting it :/

Welcome to this, the place of stuff.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Tomi
Well come to Charas!

Welcome to this, the place of stuff.

Welcome to Charas, population: you.

Welcome LEVEL ONE (1) ROMPASAURUS. THREE (3) BURGERDACTYLS have made off with a PHILOSORAPTOR'S EGG, and has plans to EAT IT. The PHILOSORAPTOR THEORIZES that A FICTIO-DINOSAUR IS ONLY AS GOOD AS ITS BIGGEST FAILURE; IF ONE IS TO FAIL, THEY SHOULD FAIL IN A FASHION WORTHY OF BEING REMEMBERED. PHILOSORAPTOR decides that it will become the FIRST (1st) of its SPECIES to be FOSSILIZED by way of TAR PIT. As a MORALLY AMBIGUOUS FICTIO-DINOSAUR, you are OBLIGATED (URGED TO) RESCUE the EGGS and prevent the PHILOSORAPTOR'S SUICIDE.

Accept this quest (Y/N)?

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Hoysha!

Oh, so you're a copy/paste welcome thief?! I have to add your name to my hit list... Of murder!!




Welcome LEVEL ONE (1) MIME. The KING'S COURT JESTER has CHOCKED TO DEATH on ONE (1) FLAME-BROILED WHOPPER™ this AFTERNOON, and can no longer PERFORM. One of the KING'S MEN has given you a MESSAGE stating that your PRESENCE is REQUIRED for the NIGHT'S DINNER, and that a SPLENDID PERFORMANCE is ADVISED. The REWARD for complying is as follows: A possible INVITATION to PERFORM at a future EVENT, and NOT BEING EXECUTED (∞) any time soon.

Accept this quest (Y/N)?

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[Vlad Shadeu]

Originally posted by Archem2

Originally posted by Tomi
Well come to Charas!

Welcome to this, the place of stuff.

Welcome to Charas, population: you.

Welcome LEVEL ONE (1) ROMPASAURUS. THREE (3) BURGERDACTYLS have made off with a PHILOSORAPTOR'S EGG, and has plans to EAT IT. The PHILOSORAPTOR THEORIZES that A FICTIO-DINOSAUR IS ONLY AS GOOD AS ITS BIGGEST FAILURE; IF ONE IS TO FAIL, THEY SHOULD FAIL IN A FASHION WORTHY OF BEING REMEMBERED. PHILOSORAPTOR decides that it will become the FIRST (1st) of its SPECIES to be FOSSILIZED by way of TAR PIT. As a MORALLY AMBIGUOUS FICTIO-DINOSAUR, you are OBLIGATED (URGED TO) RESCUE the EGGS and prevent the PHILOSORAPTOR'S SUICIDE.

Accept this quest (Y/N)?

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Hoysha!

Oh, so you're a copy/paste welcome thief?! I have to add your name to my hit list... Of murder!!




Welcome LEVEL ONE (1) MIME. The KING'S COURT JESTER has CHOCKED TO DEATH on ONE (1) FLAME-BROILED WHOPPER¢â this AFTERNOON, and can no longer PERFORM. One of the KING'S MEN has given you a MESSAGE stating that your PRESENCE is REQUIRED for the NIGHT'S DINNER, and that a SPLENDID PERFORMANCE is ADVISED. The REWARD for complying is as follows: A possible INVITATION to PERFORM at a future EVENT, and NOT BEING EXECUTED (¡Ä) any time soon.

Accept this quest (Y/N)?

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i will accept them both.
yeah! i love these quests!

looks over at the new entry. hi, new entry. i was new awhile back too! i never formally introduced myself though.but anyway, hi!

[Bluhman]

Hello, you silly fool.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Vlad Shadeu
i will accept them both.

NO! Quests mentioned here are not for you! Quest thieves are brutally raped repeatedly, I remind you, so back away from 1.) A plagiarized quest, and 2.) A quest not offered to you.


Seriously. I have pepper spray and a shotgun. Quite a potent combination, if I do say so myself.