Mayor of Charas

[Dominicy]

I demand the rites of rulership!  *really needs to stop making all these references to a game no body but me has played*

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by lilsniffs3
Ahem. Dragonium is similar to Dante from DMC4..........

[SPOILER] They both have assless chaps. And like it.[/SPOILER]

So?

You wear frilly smocks.

Archem has the plague.

[Phayre]

*hands Dominicy case of vanilla coke* I own you now.
Also, Warxe loses due to too much logic.
And yes, I blow up school children. It's called population control. I AM SAVING THE PLANET.

[HobomasterXXX]

Vote for me. You know you want that bag of chips.

[Osmose]

Users have until Monday to sign up to run. Just letting you know.

[lilsniffs3]

Hey, DWMM, you can only eat ONE Lays potato chip.  

[HobomasterXXX]

...?

[Archem]

I have the plague. And I intend to spread it unless my demands are met.

I'm holding Charas for ransom. It's genius.

[HobomasterXXX]

Well i have the MEGA PLAGUE.

[Bluhman]

Well, in my campaign, I will promise to stop the spread of plague. We have the medicinal technology! With my leadership, I will use the full power of this forum's people to the welfare of the Internet! Just as William Penn made his holy experiment in the new world, I shall experiment and form a Utopian society here in this world, where all men and women can freely chat on this forum about their games or rock bands or whatever the hell you talk about.

There is no reason to do mudslinging, because clearly, there is only one choice for mayor, and that is one who is willing to [STRIKE]take a bat to the knees of his competitors[/STRIKE] give cake to everyone, and that is exactly what I promise to do!

Oh... You're wondering about the blurb in the 1st paragraph? Oh... Uh... Mmm... Perhaps.

(Yes I'm running dammit.)

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Bluhman
Well, in my campaign, I will promise to [...] spread [...] plague. [...] With my leadership, I will use [...] this forum's people to [...] experiment [...], I shall experiment [...] all men and women [...] t [...] o [...] hell [...]

There is [...] reason to do mudslinging, because clearly, there is [...] choice for mayor, and that is one who is willing to [...] give [...] everyone, [...] to [...] dammit.

 You heard the man. He can't deny he said exactly those words.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Phayre has my vote. There needs to be some good female authority figure. If charas is to live on for longer.

Warxe and dragonium are nutcases.

[Osmose]

Question to the candidates: What will you do as Mayor? Like, seriously? What is your intent?

[HobomasterXXX]

Ill make all the other candidates serve hard labor in guatamala

[Ben]

Osmose be correct.

If youre going to win over staff votes, youll need to actually appeal on more then a primarily mud slinging level