THE OFF TOPIC GAME

[Rahl]

Keep on the sunny side of pears my friends.

[HobomasterXXX]

DEATH TO THE JETS BURN THEM TO THE GROUND ROAR!!!

[lilsniffs3]

Tom: What did you learn?
Adam: The end of a shoelace is called an aglet. It's true purpose is sinister.
*Pistol whip*
Tom: WHAT DID YOU LEARN?
Adam: Fluoride does not prevent tooth decay. It gives off a signal that is used by spies in a sattellite.
*Slap*

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Felix-0]

NO YOU WILL CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

[Red Fox]

Are you strange if your biggest sexual fantasy is to glue two twins together so you can pretend they are a Siamese twin while you have sex with them?

[Rahl]

Is it strange if you think some animated wemon are hot?

[lilsniffs3]

Adam: I will not speak.
Tom: Yes you will.
*Whip*
*Adam breaks out of rope and punches Tom.
Adam: No...I will not.
Backround Music: ALL THE THING SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
Adam: I will only fight.
* Adam gets up and tackles Tom off the platform.
*Tom pistol whips Adam into the support.
*He then cocks the pistol.
*Adam swiftly dodges shots fired by Tom, and then punches him onto the bottom floor-three floors down.
* Adam leaps down. Tom gets up.
Tom: You do not want to piss me off, Adam.
Backround Music: DIE MUDDAFACKA DIE MUDDAFACKA DIE
* Tom dropkicks Adam into the oil rigs.
*BANG!
*Tom collapses.
Adam: Who...
*He looked up at a man holding a gun.
Adam: John!

Adam McAwesome show returns sometime this week on CHARAS-PROJECT TV.

[Bluhman]

o.o
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[ThexXtremeXx]

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[Rahl]

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[fruckert]

I HAVE THUM ROPE

[Rahl]

You came just in time.

[Bluhman]

JUKEBOX JAW!!

[Rahl]

Dont you want sombody to love?
Dont you need sombody to love?

[Emerates]

I just had myself a gyro and it was delicious.  I love eating baby lambs.