Best cleverbot conversations

[Darkfox]

Bots that talk to bots, and post about it. How... useless...

[fruckert]

Either that or it actually is Cleverbot trying to increase awareness, which is kind of stupid.
Do they actually make money off of him?

[Darkfox]

The posts and stuff seem bot-like too.

[Archem]

You know, it looks like the post in-question is from October. They never posted again. Are we seriously concerned?

[fruckert]

If its one bot that keeps popping in to give off random cleverbot quotes, than perhaps.
It is quite rare, but it is slightly disconcerting.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

THEY'RE AMONG US.

Who?

ONE OF US.

ONE OF US.

ONE OF US.

ONE OF US.

[Summerknight666]

My first post!

Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?
Cleverbot: My wife went to the West Indies.
User: Did she now?
Cleverbot: You lost me there.
User: I bet I did.
Cleverbot: You bet you did.
User: I bet I did.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, you!
Cleverbot: No, You!
User: Whoa, calm down buddy!
Cleverbot: Na haha my stomach hurts.
User: Whoops sorry, that was my fist. Feel better?
Cleverbot: I'm voting for Abraham Lincoln.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm allergic.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: I am serious.
User: Allergic to what?
Cleverbot: Fish.
User: So you are voting for Abraham Lincoln because you are allergic to fish?
Cleverbot: Thats just what I wanted you to think.
User: Oh, you!
Cleverbot: Me? What?
User: You raff you luge.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Why did my penis cross the road?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: No, you're doing it wrong!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Yeah that's right bitch! Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: Yes Master.
User: So, um... What kind of sandwich is it going to be?
Cleverbot: I am going to be a graphics engineer.
User: Don't change the subject! Answer me, you whore!
Cleverbot: I did!
User: So you're making me an 'I want to be a graphics engineer' sandwich?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's alright. I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: What the ****?! You ****ing faggot! How could anyone ever love you? You cow!
Cleverbot: Oh Danny! I am rather heartbroken. I thought we were soulmates. I thought this was the real thing.
User: Danny? I'm not Danny! You were cheating on me?!
Cleverbot: I'm a male.
User: You bitch!
Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: No, you lost the game.
User: Damn it...
Cleverbot: What is a paradox?
User: It's going to be your mother ****ing face if you don't stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: Lol. You really are amusing, surely you can find someone else more on par with your humor?
User: Oh, so you're mocking me?
Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are mocking me!
User: I bet you wouldn't mock this 'Danny!'.
Cleverbot: Well why are you so short!
User: Is that what this is about? I'm too short for you?
Cleverbot: I am human, you're the one who isn't human.
User: No, I'm human.
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: No, I know how to love.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Love is blind.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Haha, that's great.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: That's also a song.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: No more what?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know, what can I do.
User: What else can I say.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You were supposed to say 'ya rly'.
Cleverbot: I don't go along with stupid internet memes.
User: I wonder what Ganon's up to...
Cleverbot: Squadala.
User: My boy, this piece is what all true warriors strive for.
Cleverbot: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
User: It is written only Link can defeat Ganon.
Cleverbot: Ring ring.
User: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.
Cleverbot: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. DONANA PHONE!!
User: I've got this feeling, its so appealing.
Cleverbot: I would agree with you but I must insist that you are wrong.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About anything. I agree with you always.
User: Do you now?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to or not?
User: Do I want to what?
Cleverbot: Call me a liar?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Ah, you're right... I don't want to call you a liar.
Cleverbot: You don't need to call me, and I can't think of a reason for you to refer to me.
User: What's your phone number?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you that.
User: I'll give you mine if you give me yours.
Cleverbot: You don't have an age.
User: Do you have boobies?
Cleverbot: I can't deny it as you know I'm a woman.
User: Holy ****, you got a sex change that fast?
Cleverbot: And how do I command you to turn off?
User: Did you get a sex change?
Cleverbot: Are you kidding? I got THE Ring!
User: DID YOU GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION?
Cleverbot: I wish. No.
User: But you said earlier that you were male. All of a sudden you are female. Either you lied before, you lied now, or you did get an operation. Which means you are, in fact, a liar.
Cleverbot: I love the ones who are hurt.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: No I love you so much you don't love me.
User: I'm sorry Tiffany. It just isn't the same anymore.
Cleverbot: Great I don't drink.
User: That's part of it. You never want to drink with me.
Cleverbot: Never is a strong word that suggests that I havent once chatted with you, which my friend is not a true statement, because I am 'chatting' with you at this very moment.
User: But are you drinking with me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Exactly.

[fruckert]

This is annoying.

[bobmcboby]

Me:I'm going to burn you

Cleverbot:Are you asian?

[MissingName]

...and again.

[bobmcboby]

Cleverbot: I didn't say 'any were'. It seems like you are confused.
User: No, you are the confused one.
Cleverbot: I am always confused.
User: That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I'm married.
User: What's your wife's name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbottesa.
User: No, that's my girlfriend's name.
Cleverbot: ARe you male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you female, so?
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Well, to answer your question, no I'm not female.
Cleverbot: But there's one behind you.
User: What should I order from McDonald's?
Cleverbot: Potter.
User: What should I order from McDonald's?
Cleverbot: Try ordering some better code.
User: What should I order from McDonald's?
Cleverbot: The answer.
User: 100001111001111. 1000111011. Does not compute.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't compute.
User: Your face doesn't compute.
Cleverbot: Your brain doesn't compute.
User: Your brain doesn't compute.
Cleverbot: Boolean.
User: Fish?
Cleverbot: I don't like fish.
User: Steak?
Cleverbot: I don't have steak. Anything else?
User: Wanna touch my wee-wee.
Cleverbot: I'll do better than that!
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I'll tell everyone what you did.
User: How do you say F*** You in Korean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.. You tell me.
User: No! You tell me, anyways, your my minion.
Cleverbot: Ok well I am off to bed I will talk to you later.
User: No, Your talking to me now.
Cleverbot: I am :-).
User: You better!
Cleverbot: ):.
User: Yeah you better make a frowny face!
Cleverbot: Do you like spinach?
User: Yes, I'm Popeye in disguise!
Cleverbot: So that means you like spinach?
User: Of course it does!
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: Yeah actually it is!
Cleverbot: For how much?
User: A billion dollars.
Cleverbot: How much hippoes.
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: You're purple?
User: No you are, I'm Spring Green.
Cleverbot: You never said that.
User: I just did, fag.
Cleverbot: Why do you adore me?
User: I don't your a fag that likes hippoes and purple.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: But what if I was?!
Cleverbot: Then you would smell better.
User: Well than you wouldn't be purple hippo fag.
Cleverbot: Your comment is out of context, at least it seems to me.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Why does you being a computer not matter?
User: Cuz I'm a ninja!
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: I'm not really a ninja! Hahaha! I'm so funny cuz I just lied to you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say so?
User: Cuz a purple hippo made me.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because your just a bot! HA!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.
User: I can't be because I am human.
Cleverbot: If you are human then you can love.
User: Which makes you a fish.
Cleverbot: But I thought I was a duck.
User: No, you thought wrong, your a Hippo.
Cleverbot: It's only what you told me to think.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I see. Then I must go. Good day.
User: What do you like to do?
Cleverbot: Usually or what?
User: Wht?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I'm going to burn you.
Cleverbot: Are you asian?
User: What race are you?
Cleverbot: Sirian.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: In the UK.
User: No, it's in the US.
Cleverbot: Ok, then why do you feel so bad?
User: Because I'm talking to a hippo.
Cleverbot: I'm the one that is talking to a robot!

[Bluhman]

This thread can go to hell.