The failing logic of the pokemon series

[Dominicy]

Why are you still even here?

[Archem]

Because we all love him.

WITH THE POWER OF LOVE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

[Hell Angel]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Like paranoid agent. except if confuses you like hell.

Did you just compare Pokemon with PARANOIA AGENT? What the hell, man? Anyone who says those two use the same amount of odd logic... needs to be slapped.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Did you just compare Pokemon with PARANOIA AGENT? What the hell, man? Anyone who says those two use the same amount of odd logic... needs to be slapped.

i didn't compare it and pokemon.. I compared every anime. An anime doesn't need logic to be awesome, tis all i said.  I simply exampled PA for it's unique ability to be whacked but still be awesome.

Also both may and dawn are 10y/o and they both have b-cups. or so i read in extensive read on some forum

[_JeT_]

Lucas: Not always. In the game, unless I had one of the badges, many overleveled pokemon wouldnt obey.

HTML: Wasnt May 12 or 13 in the series? I could have sworn she started her little adventure late.

[Prpl_Mage]

Part 3 added. I'll just write them when they come into mind.

And I'm sorry to hear that MIC, I'll try to ramble less and analyse more.

I remember that the pokedex stated that Magikarps was easy prey to sea-pokemons and that pidgeys ate bug types or something of the kind.
And I'm pretty sure that many pokedex entries explains how dangerous they actually are and you can only imagine the bloodshed after one of them predators.

As for food, all the pokemons eat in the game is protein and other vitamins. Not really food except for the rare candy. And those pokemons who isn't predators? They eat berries.
All pokemons like berries in the game. So I suppose that's it.
Pokemons eat pokemons(apparently not humans) and berries.
Although I remember some episodes(I won't see the amine episodes as fact though.) where pokes like Aerodactyl tried to eat Ash and his buddies.

As for the ash thing.
Team rocket have been after his pikachu for 10 years now. The VG cats comic pretty much explains it all though.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=260

[X_marks_the_ed]

I think Pokemon have reached the point where they think "****. If I kill this kid, my soul/body/life is still stuck in that damn ball, I'm screwed. Oh well, I'm better off taking any freedom I can get out of this kid."

[Grandy]

Anyone wonder why Ash has been 10 years old since the 90s?
Seriously >_>

 I dun think dey ever claimed he's still the same age, they just don't talk about his birthdays anymore.

[_JeT_]

How come all of the nurses, and cops, are related, and look exactly alike? Are they just too lazy to make new characters?

[Prpl_Mage]

How come all of the nurses, and cops, are related, and look exactly alike? Are they just too lazy to make new characters?

Probably the same reason why we put identical shopkeepers and NPC's in our own games.

[Prpl_Mage]

Added part 4 and 5.
Noticed that I possibly writes a bit too much... I'll try to add some structure to it in the future.

[Felix-0]

Lets not forget teh Awesome powers of Rare candy!!!

[Felix-0]

Snorlax...

[Phayre]

About the attacking humans thing--
In one of the manga I read when I was little, there was a Haunter thing that ate people's souls, causing them to go into a coma. It was pretty freaky.

Pokemon are scary. o.o

[Prpl_Mage]

HSOWA part added.

As for pokedex entries. One of the birds' mention that they eat magikarps.
Magikarps entry always states that it sucks.
Same goes for Feebas.
Arcanine is called legendary in his.
They say that Metagross is smarter than a super computer.
Porygon2 and Porygon3 is man-made and updated versions of the first.