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Offline Uberpwn_w00t

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Bathroom box monster
« on: August 16, 2009, 09:44:39 AM »
There appears to be a fairly large creature dwelling in a woven wood box in my bathroom. Well, 'appears' probably isn't the right word to choose, since I haven't actually seen it. Rather, I've heard it.

Quite frankly, It's freaking the hell out of me.

I'm going to guess it's an insect, because of several reasons I don't feel like listing. I'm also going to assume it's large, because, well. I can hear it scratching at the inside of the box. It is a large box. You could fit three or four infant children in it. If the thing was small, it would have crawled out by now.

Anyway, it momentarily stopped making noise when I turned on the bathroom light, but that didn't stop it for too long. When I tried to take flash pictures of the box to see if I could see anything inside it, it stopped moving, and hasn't moved since. As far as I can tell, anyway.

More on this story as it develops. I will use the aforementioned camera to (hopefully) take pictures of whatever it is when I confront it.



Why should you care? Because if it turns out I don't find anything, or it's some dinky little bug, you reserve the right to call me a pussy.
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Offline supasora

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2009, 09:48:10 AM »
Just the exciment I was looking for tonight!
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Offline Red Fox

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2009, 09:55:32 AM »
My money is on a rat.
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Offline Uberpwn_w00t

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2009, 09:59:59 AM »
That's a possibility. Wouldn't a rat be squeaking and such though? Or making other noises?
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Offline Red Fox

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2009, 10:46:55 AM »
Yeah, it would probably squeak. Good point. Probably not a rat.
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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2009, 10:56:58 AM »
Wow, the suspense is killing me!
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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2009, 11:10:05 AM »
Maybe its the devil taking an invisible dump...
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Offline Red Fox

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2009, 11:25:06 AM »
Quote from: supasora on August 16, 2009, 11:10:05 AM
Maybe its the devil taking an invisible dump...

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Offline Bluhman

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2009, 03:16:30 PM »
Take Box,
go outside,
turn upside down,
remove lid,
shake,
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PROFIT.
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Offline Fisherson

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2009, 03:24:46 PM »
What kind of noise is it making? I know a lot about animals, especially varmints. So if
you can get a recording than I may be able to identify it.
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Offline Angel Walter

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2009, 05:50:35 PM »
Frankly, x-ray was DESIGNED with this in mind. Either that or try cracking open an MRI machine. Try a metal detector to see if it's metallic! I would probably open it eventually though... Are you sure it's not several bugs? It could be like, a whole family of spiders or something... ew.
Quote from: lucas_irineu on August 16, 2009, 12:03:54 PM
In the worst case scenario, its a Squmpkin, and you should run for your life.
Hmm... You could be onto something there... I was right!! AAAH!
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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2009, 06:20:06 PM »
Just man up and check what's inside of the box. Worst case scenario, giant spider jumps you. DO IT FAGGOT.
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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2009, 10:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Red Fox on August 16, 2009, 09:55:32 AM
My money is on a rat.
Rat would have gnawed its way out. Guarantee.

Let that **** out, dawg. If you're scared, carry a piece. Loaded or not, it's the intimidation that matters.
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Offline Moosetroop11

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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2009, 11:31:13 PM »
Why do I want to know what it is so badly?

Find out! If you open it up and it's a clown then the best thing to do is show it you're not scared, by the way. Pennyworth only feeds on those negative emotions.
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Re: Bathroom box monster
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2009, 11:32:48 PM »
Very nice reference. Props.
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