Bathroom box monster

[Shady Ultima]

Um, Lucas, you live in brazil... where there are monkey and bird spiders, the size of an infant. So I'd disagree.

But assuming Uber doesn't live in South America... I have no idea what it could be

OPEN IT.

[supasora]

I... Must... Know...

[MissingName]

Hmmm.  A bat would squeak and flutter.
As others have said, a rat or mouse would have chewed its way out.

I think it's a frog.  I dunno.  Random guess.

[Bluhman]

I bet it was a zombie chihuahua, and it bit off his face and now he's dead, which explains why he hasn't responded to this thread yet. Way to go, us.

[Cerebus]

It's probably a Solifugae, mostly known by the name of "camel spider".

Okay, it's probably not, but imagine if it was one!

Probably just a small rodent. Or a cockroach nest. Or a soul trapped within your bathroom, seeking for vengeance upon the last resident, who murdered him.

[Emerates]

Duct tape that ****, put it out in some gravel, and light it up with some household napalm.  Don't even give a **** what it is.  Animal control can **** itself.

[Darkfox]

It's probably a Solifugae, mostly known by the name of "camel spider".

That would be awesome... ... ... ... ... ... GIVE ME THE FRICKIN BOX! NOW!

[Vlad Shadeu]

Yes, because I live in a hut in the middle of a forest, and I have a jaguar as a pet instead of a cat.

Of course, what other alternative is there?

[Bluhman]

Of course, what other alternative is there?

Living on a giant stone Jesus on top of a hill?

[Uberpwn_w00t]

So uh. I have reason to believe it escaped. Somehow. That, or flash photography killed it, and when my dad was ruffling through the box, he didn't notice it because it was dead.

Yes, yes I do have a vivid imagination.

Yeah, so. I dunno. I'm at a loss here. I'm not sure how it could have left, or why it stopped making noise after I tried to take pictures, or why my dad didn't find anything when he opened the box.

I'm not calling it until I have definitive proof that it's gone, though.


Oh, and I had to address this comment.

If you're scared, carry a piece. Loaded or not, it's the intimidation that matters.

This guy has the right idea.

[fruckert]

o.O
*cue Twilight Zone theme*

[supasora]

That sucks. You need to find it kill it or something or it'll come after you again.

[Archem]

Oh, and I had to address this comment. This guy has the right idea.

When is this not true, though?

[Prpl_Mage]

Beware, it's hidden inside the toilett now - waiting for you to place thine butt on the wing once more so it can extract it's maleficent bug revenge.

[Darkfox]

Hm... gone you say? Or did you haplessly release its captured essence in the box?

At night, you will now hear this:

"BEWARE, I LIVE!" "RUN RUN RUN" "I HUNGER" "RUN, COWARD!" and variations thereof, and a blood curdling scream. Good luck.