Bathroom box monster

[Valiere]

Well, that was anticlimactic.

[Dominicy]

Beware, it's hidden inside the toilett now - waiting for you to place thine butt on the wing once more so it can extract it's maleficent bug revenge.

For those not fluent in almost-old-English, what he said translates crudely to "You gonna get raep'd".

[supasora]

Could it have possible been one of these?

[Drace]

You should have killed it when you had the chance. Now you'll wake up in the middle of the night with god knows what on your chest eating your face.

[fruckert]

Maybe it's El Chupacabra?

[MissingName]

Maybe it's El Chupacabra?

If it is, lock up your chickens/cats/small furry rodents in cages/what-have-you.

[Cerebus]

Maybe the Boogeyman (read Lucas) coming to rape you.

I sure hope for you it wasn't an insect or such building a nest, and now it's waiting for the others.

[Red Giant]

Perhaps it was acute schizophrenia.

[Ben]

Schizophrenia dosent really come in acute though. Youve got paranoid, catatonic, schizo spectrum, schizo affective etc.
Id say it was a rat. Or a possum

[Musha]

Could've been a Hound of Tindalos.  They're said to make a scratching or chewing sound when they're near. It would also explain your inability to find any trace of it in the box, as it could have escaped through any of the corners.  If I am correct in my theory, your only appropriate course of action would be to immediately find or construct a completely round room (NO corners), and spend the remainder of your life inside it.

[Drace]

Could've been a Hound of Tindalos.  They're said to make a scratching or chewing sound when they're near. It would also explain your inability to find any trace of it in the box, as it could have escaped through any of the corners.  If I am correct in my theory, your only appropriate course of action would be to immediately find or construct a completely round room (NO corners), and spend the remainder of your life inside it.

Just put traps in your corner and eat it with chocolate sauce after it's dead.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

So.

For the past few nights, mosquitoes have been driving me completely insane. They've kept me up until five in the morning for two nights in a row.

Last night they were bothering me, so I decided to turn on the light and try to kill some. I killed a couple and went back to bed. Minutes later, I heard noises outside my room. Noises slightly resembling those I heard in the bathroom. So I got up to check.

Standing from my doorway, I could spot at least five cockroaches. Flying cockroaches. Well, not so much flying... More like shooting off in random directions before violently colliding with something. Seriously... It was like a war zone. They were all over the place, just flying around and running into ****. They were fairly large, too. Like, an inch and a half in length.

It is also important to note that the beating of their wings sounded like miniature machine guns firing, and they made a loud cracking noise whenever they hit a wall.

[chronoman]

Did the crackling sound kinda like when you push some saliva around in your mouth....it just kinda makes you cringe the way it sounds? (Can't really think of a better way to describe the sound....)

[Bluhman]

Judging by how the noises stopped when you used what I could only think as flash photography (Cockroaches HATE light), I wouldn't be surprised if that was what had prompted them to escape from the box.

[_JeT_]

Cockroaches? That it? ...Try putting a saucepan, half filled with sulfur, onto a gas range, with all doors and cupboards and such open, and turn it off after a few minutes... You may want a gasmask though >_>