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Offline Grandy

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I experienced something no man should.
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:10:33 PM »
I had to do a simple surgery in my... man parts.

 And of course, that means anaesthesy.

...

 So yeah, they put a big ****ing needle through my penis' head.


PAINFUL.

Why am I sharing matters this personal? Well first I consider you guys as family. Second, this **** is STILL HURTING LIKE HELL.
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Offline Archem

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2011, 05:18:55 PM »
Too bad you're not into that kind of thing. Or perhaps it's a good thing? All that blood rushing through there could have complicated things. Either way, I'm glad I'm not me.
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Offline Grandy

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 05:41:48 PM »
I also am not allowed to have erections for a week.

Does this doctor even KNOWS how this thing works?
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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2011, 05:59:58 PM »
Man now I'm in a pain just reading this at a desk!

ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU ROGUE. ONE OF THESE DAYS.
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Offline Archem

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2011, 06:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Grandy on March 02, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
I also am not allowed to have erections for a week.
...How? Like, waking up is a pretty good way to violate that rule.

Speaking of violating with the use of a penis, I have something I need to attend to...
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Offline zuhane

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2011, 07:14:07 PM »
I have a similar dilemna. An op I'm going for soon. I can't... you know... repetitive motions up and
down... you know... for 3 weeks after it! :'(

EDIT: You know...
« Last Edit: March 02, 2011, 07:16:55 PM by zuhane »
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Offline drenrin2120

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2011, 07:23:22 PM »
Dear god, Zuhane. Vivid descriptions of your personal habits was completely unnecessary.

Grandy, I can not relate in any way. For that, I can't help but really happy. =(
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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2011, 09:11:08 PM »
I think I just threw up a little.
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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2011, 09:38:03 PM »
My dick just threw up a little.
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Offline fruckert

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2011, 09:42:51 PM »
Eww.
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Offline Natako

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2011, 12:22:00 AM »
This topic...I...I...

I have no words.
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Offline HackersTotalMassLaser

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2011, 05:53:56 AM »
Redundant. That's the word.
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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2011, 10:39:41 AM »
Quote from: zuhane on March 02, 2011, 07:14:07 PM
I can't... you know... repetitive motions up and down... you know... for 3 weeks after it! :'(
No standing up and sitting down? That's tough. That's pretty much my whole day. In the morning, during breakfast, on the bus, at college, on the bus again, back at home.
Yep, those repetitive motions I know all too well.
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Offline zuhane

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2011, 02:03:23 PM »
You sick-minded people! I meant that I can't dance for 3 weeks!
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Geese ruined my life.

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Re: I experienced something no man should.
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2011, 07:17:45 PM »
Welcome to adulthood. Just wait until they start shoving cameras up your ***...

Ive had staples in my balls. I have no pity.
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