TEXTVENTURE - Wordplay to the EXTREME!

[Uberpwn_w00t]

>CALMLY EXPLAIN to VINCENT that you have lost your TV REMOTE. (You swear it's vanished into thin-air, and you've already checked behind the COUCH)

[Archem]

You SLOWLY and [/b]CALMLY[/b] tell VINCENT that you can't find the TV REMOTE. As luck would have it, be has one on hand that he can't quite IDENTIFY. You then PUSH him down the STAIRS. As he falls, you quickly tear up the ROOM. He returns after a few seconds, rather irritated by your JUVENILE actions. You explain that it's part of being a tough-as-nails GANG MEMBER. He accepts your APOLOGY, which was really more of an EXCUSE, and starts to help you. While you search, you consider going for broke and simply asking if he knows where ROCK DOG stashes his BLING.

GO FOR BROKE (Y/N)?

[Uberpwn_w00t]

>Y

[Archem]

You bluntly ask where ROCK DOG keeps his BLING, a rather BOLD move on your part. VINCENT'S EYES NARROW...

QUICK TIME EVENT

PRESS D TO NOT DIE

[fruckert]

F

[Archem]

You STUMBLE over your words as you try to counter VINCENT'S STARE, and you FALL out a nearby WINDOW. The PLUMMET is quite lethal.

GAME OVER

CONTINUE?

[Uberpwn_w00t]

> CONTINUE

[Archem]

You CONTINUE your quest... From beyond the GRAVE! Woooh!

No? You're just retying from a CHECKPOINT? Oh. Well then... How 'bout that QTE? Hmm? Press D or something?

PRESS D TO NOT DIE

[fruckert]

> DESPERATELY DEPRESS the D key.

[Archem]

You swiftly D your way out of this possible mess by SHOVING VINCENT down the STAIRS again. In a tangle of limbs, VINCENT cries out in agony. He RECOVERS, same as before, and approaches you with a SULLEN DEMEANOR. He murmurs something about you being RUDE and UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT, then states that you could have just said "please". He goes on to state that ROCK DOG keeps his BLING on his person at all times, to ensure that no sticky fingers try to make off with it. He wonders aloud about your reasons for wanting this info, but you play it cool by SHOVING him down the STAIRS... Again. This might be habit-forming.