London Riots

[zuhane]

People are fighting back XD

http://i55.tinypic.com/25uhziv.gif

[drenrin2120]

The world is coming to an end!

[Prpl_Mage]

Doesn't even happen in Brazil, and we have ten times more scumbags than you do!

You are pushing your luck boy.

[zuhane]

People are extremely uneducated when it comes to Britain. The percentage of Brits who speak in 'proper RP'
is extremely low. Britain is a harsh, loud and bustling place. Where I live, there's always drunken fights, people
clubbing, police around, smackrats, people shouting abuse as they speed by in their awful cars. American TV shows
stereotype British people as a bunch of posh, intellectual, thin bookworms with really good literacy skills. Some of
our MPs, and the prime minister, confirm that stereotype, but as a whole, we're very American when it comes to drunken
behavior.

In fact, most of what we do is influenced by America. Most of our music, about 90% of our TV shows and 90% of our films
are all made in America.

"Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV."

[Archem]

But America is the bomb! We rule at everything!

Everything!

[GaryCXJk]

But America is the bomb! We rule at everything!

Everything!

Especially sucking.

EDIT: Wait, don't reply before I posted an image of Michael Kelso.

EDIT2:

[Prpl_Mage]

Might be a bad time to say this but England suck. Been to London once and almost got mugged twice. The hotells are small and nasty, everything is expensive and it's overall crowded and dirty. Sorry, but that's just my impression of it.

Also, from what I've seen of your drunken behaviour it might even beat the Americans.


Also, only reason we are doing well with our politics and all that (although things are changing for the worse) is that we are a large country with merely 9 million people. That's like the populace of new york or london.

[drenrin2120]

I'm excited for when Texas secedes. I've got it marked on my calendar. "Sometime hopefully soon..."

[fruckert]

Where'd that come from?

[Archem]

No idea, but we totally can. Like, at any time. We are the only state in the US that has the privilege to either divide into five states, or leave entirely. We're also big enough and totally self-sufficient to hold up well.

We won't, most likely, because it's a mutual relationship, us and the US.

[aboutasoandthis]

"Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV."

Jesus Christ this is spot on, and I'm not even British!

I actually wanna see Texas leave the union, just to see what happens to basic training bases. :p

[Archem]

The US military would collapse, and we'd be the new #1.

Us and our fundamentalist, monkey-outlawing, Christian leaders.

Also, the "steers and queers" joke might fall off the map.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITJcparImeQ&feature=player_embedded

More ppl liek this plz

[SaiKar]

Well, you pretty much openly hate the US, so there's that too.

Say what you want about us, Brits - at least our people aren't pissed off enough to set the capital city on fire!

[Zerlina]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024358/UK-RIOTS-2011-Sikhs-defend-temple-locals-protect-pubs-Britons-defy-rioters.html


LONDON: I choose you, POLICE!

<POLICE does nothing>

LONDON: That's enough POLICE! Go, Aging-Sikh-Men!

<AGING SIKH MEN use SWORD ATTACK>

It's very effective.

RIOTERS ran away.