Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

...a bunch of anthroes, RPG-esque guys and a dancing banana, all playing DnD. That's when you know you've entered...

-Odin: 6! Instant kill!

...

-Odin: Hey, you okay? Uh... I didn't do it! It was him! *throws the dice at Razor*



That's when you know you've entered... the Charas Pub... Zone.

[EvilShadowX1]

ESX1: MUHAHA I HAVE RETURNED *chucks a bottle of coke at razor, spilling all over* DAMNIT I forgot I took the top off the pressy and left it off when I spat in it

Razor: O_o

ESX1: I'll have a mocha, too much coke = all coke Skills in the subset >.< *pulls out a small tablet*

ESX1 Level 23
L-ARM: Coke Bottle
R-ARM: Coke Bottle Top
HEAD: Hat
BODY: Coke shirt

SKILL SETS

N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d
Coke
   Powa      100%
Axe
   Tricks       10%
Magic         100%
Crafting     100%

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: Oh yeah? *pulls out tablet*

Darkfox Level: More Than You!

L-Arm: Gold Claws
R-Arm: Gold Claws
Head: Ears
Body: Ragged shirt

SKILL SETS

N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d
Saber (Spirit)
Powa MORE THAN J00!
Fist
Tricks MORE TRICKS THAN J00!
Magic I DON'T KNOW!!
Crafting AGHHH!!!! CRAFTING!!!
Change Gender 100%

[Drace]

Drace: *pulls out tablet*

Drace level: 69

L-Arm: Shield
R-Arm: Blade of Hades
Head: Hair
Body: Black Celtic-Rock shirt
L-Shoulder: Monkey

SKILL SETS

N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d

Telekinesis 0%
Meditation 25%
Blade of Hades 80%
Pyrokinesis 0%
Cryokinesis 0%
Crazy monkey sidekick 150%

[Darkfox]

Razor: We don't serve primates! *takes out anti-monkey bat and sends chimpy flying*

*later*

Chris: THERE'S AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!!!

"And that is how it AAAALLLL began..."

[Bluhman]

*Bluhnuhnuh pulls out a tablet.*

Bluhman Level: Shmexy

L-arm: Helicopter
R-arm: Mac 10
Head: A bulls head
Body: Shmexy

SKILL SETS
N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d

Spindash 3458%
Gender change 75%
Rockin out 52%
Shmexy Yes%
Dy'a wanna duck? 1%
A what? 35%
A duck 48%
A what? 83%
A duck 28%
Oh! a duck! 100%

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: ... -_-

*Uses Saber (Spirit) on Bluhnuhnuh*

Razor: Bluhnuhnuh Split!!

Everybody: *sigh*

Razor: Ok... yeah, that one was kinda lame.

[Razor]

Razor: Alright! Let's do this! *pulls out tablet*


*swallows tablet with coke*

Razor: The pink ones stop you from screaming!
Drace: Let us try test that theory. *hits Razor in the head with a baseball bat*
Razor: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!! Nnnnnnnnnnggg! Rrrrr! Drace! I'm going to kill you!
Drace: But I thought you said --
Razor: The one I took was a panadol!!
Drace: *starts backing away from Razor as he gets up* Ahh the Hell with this. *smacks Razor over the head again*
Razor: *out cold*

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: And this tablet? *holds up a green one*

[Bluhman]

Bluhnuhnuh: THE CURE!!

*Grabs the green tablet and eats it.*

Bluhnuhnuh: It's working!!!

*Bluhnuhnuh turns into... the bluhb!*

Bluhb: GLUB BLUB! Will absorb anything! Must eat the world! I like gelatin! Bloop.

[WarxePB]

-Odin: *throws Warxe into Bluhb*

-Warxe: AHHHhhhh *absrobed into Bluhb*

-Odin: Now he can't return! Muahahahaha!

-Kratos: I thought you were one of his allies...

-Odin: I am, but that doesn't mean I can't pick on him.

-Xios: Hey, with that thing I can absorb everything and become the ruler of whatever's left!

-Jani: *sweatdrop* *slaps Xios*

-Odin: Uh oh, it's not pleased yet! &throws Razor into the Bluhb*

-Razor: I'll get you back... *absorbed into Bluhb*

-Odin: FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE! Until next post, that is...

[Darkfox]

*A pink streak goes by in the background*

Xios: Behind you...

Odin: What?

*a pink streak goes by again*

Odin: *turns around* Huh?

Xios: <.< >.> it's quiet...

Jani: Too quiet...

: *high pitch girly voice* Zantetsuken!!!

Odin: AGHHH!! *decapitated by pink figure* this sucks...

: *dressed like ninja in pink with katanas bigger than her body* Kawaii Chibi Pink Happy Japanese Eyes Kungfu Fox-chan strikes again!! *giggles then streaks off*

Xios: One thing to say... "What the hell?"

Ominous Voice: RANDOMALITY!

[coasterkrazy]

CK: Wow, I'm in the charas pub! I've been a member for how long and haven't been here yet?

*The room becomes quiet and everyone starts staring.*

CK: Uh... free donuts from me!

[WarxePB]

-Xios: I thought I killed that ominous voice off!

-Ominous Voice: RANDOMALITY!

-Xios: Okay, that it. *rolls six*

-Ominous Voice: You can't kill me! I'm the Omi- AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*

-Kratos: *raiding the cellar* ...hmm?

-Xios: Stealing beer? I would've thought better of you, angel boy.

-Kratos: Everyone has a dark side.

-Odin: Hey, could someone sew my head back on? Anybody? Please?

-Jani: *whips out a bunch of deadly-looking tools and stuff* Oh, I'll do it...

-Odin: NOOOOO! *tries to roll away*

-Jani: Come back here! *grabs Odin's head and takes it to a back room*

-Odin: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo....... *yells drowned out by machinery*

-Jani: Good as new! *Odin walks out with his head on backwards*

-Xios: You're not a doctor.

-Jani: I am now.

-Kratos: ...hey, donuts. *grabs a bunch of donuts from CK*

[Darkfox]

Jani: Want to call that pink fox back... *glares at CK*

Xios: Sounds like an idea...

Darkvixen: Don't that hurt?

Odin: Once you hit the 100th time you kinda get used to it.