Charas Pub

[X_marks_the_ed]

The darkness filled over the pub as if a darkness had suddenly filled over it.
Ed feels as though he had broken some unbreakable law, but he could care less.
Razor turned to him and said "How can I help you?"
A menu came up and Ed selected 'The Usual' for 50gp.
The Usual appeared in Ed's hand and he chugged it down.

It seemed that everyone else in the pub was dancing to colorful arrows falling up from the floor to the ceiling. Things seemed a bit off.

Archem continued to browse page after page of his diary popping up and page turning animations.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: This is quite a different pub.

AFL sighs with relief.

AFL: Nothing random... a very different feeling...

lilsniffs: Yes. It is.

AFL rolls his eyes and takes out his gun.

AFL: This is getting really annoying.

AFL then shoots lilsniffs as quiet as possible with a potato silencer. Silence.

AFL: Perfect.

AFL drinks his drink.

DWMM: Ah.  I agree, perfect.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: The perfect silence... Of death.


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AFL: ...yeah.
Archem: Can this place just decide whether it's an rp or not? This jumping between styles is freaky.

Suddenly, a bright light appeared over archem's head. Barstools and floorboards began to be ripped from their places and drawn into the light, the dust which covered the furnishings shaken loose and the entire pub began to cave in towards the terrible shining thing.

Terrible shining thing: I AM THE NARRATOR'S BROTHER!!! RP NARRATOR! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SOON THE ENTIRE PUB SHALL BE UNDER MY CONTROL, UNTIL MY BROTHER RETURNS FROM THE BATHROOM.

Moosetroop jumped to his feet. "You can't be serious! It takes forever to type like this!"

Morgan Freeman's face appeared in the bright light. It was smiling. "Now now, surely you don't mean that? This sort of narration is a lot of fun, you know. Moosetroop began to realise the error of his ways. And from then on, ah swear,  I have never seen a more devoted rper."

MT11: No! Stop it!!!!

[Archem]

Archem: Ow! Paper cut! Et tu, Ron?!
Ron: I'm a fucking book! I can't intentionally harm you! I can't even talk! This is all you; you're completely off your rocker!
Archem: I am too a rocker! Look!

The curious Archem began to make himself even more curious as he began headbanging near the blinding vortex. As the aged, beer-stained wooden planks that lined the interior of the building began th splinter and fly into the gaping hole, a surprisingly extreme metal riff began to grow in volume. The music had no place of origin, and seemed to be an imaginary tune, but it was audible to all. The sound and speed increased in its intensity, and the room began to grow dark as a deep red hue filled the room. Thick puddles of what could only be blood seeped up through the cracks in the pub's foundation and up through the faded green carpet that had once been used to give the building a laid-back feeling. Small winged beasts began to rise from the blood puddles, and commenced a flight around the room, completely unaffected by the now impossibly strong pull of the whirling death hole hovering just below the cieling. Suddenly, everything went black (or perhaps turquois for our younger members).

When the survivors awoke several hours later, all evidence of the past event was gone, save for the sickly reek of blood and the splintered remains of the wall boards.

Archem: See? I am too a rocker!

* Done via Wii

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *stops dancing for a minute* Uh, what the hell just happened here?

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: I think I let some sort of disease in when I opened the door. You can kill me now if you like.
*AFL Shotguns...and misses somehow.*
Ed: Ohhhkayyy.....

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Strange. I seem to remember something about Morgan Freeman and...

..nah. Prob'ly nothing.

Warxe: You should probably stop drinking. Also, how long since you slept? 0_o

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ...how did he do that? It's like he can smell an in-joke from a mile off.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL:  O_O.  I don't really know for sure.... GAH ED!  GET CLOSER! I WON'T MISS A SECOND TIME!

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: Shamuness, i know i said i was your friend, but... *shoots Shamuness in the face*... dont post so poorly!!!!! DONT KILL THE PUB!!!!
MT11: That was a bit.... excessive. couldn't you just tell him off?
DWMM: No.

[shamuness]

Sorry let me try again

*Shamuness walks in, he sits down at the bar,looks left and right, then starts sucking the juices from the bar.*

DWMM: WTF *Shoots at Shamusness*, *Shamuness does a ninja backflip and kicks the bullet into the roof*

[HobomasterXXX]

*roof collapses on Shamusness*
DWMM: Owned.
Razor: So.... you gonna fix my roof?

[shamuness]

Shamuness uses his uber strength to lift the roof up and put it back in place, then continues sucking the juices from the bar, while thinking about tap dancing midgets

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Wakes up* Oh, thank the heavens that all that Shamuness stuff was only a horrible nightmare. Fortunately he does not really exist, and never entered the Pub. *Surveys Pub*
Razor: Damn it Moose, I warned you what would happen if you tried to sell me faulty merchandise.
MT11: Look, those crabs were alive when I smuggled them across the border in my underwear.
Ed: Freeeeedooooooom!! *Leads a rebel resistance faction into battle to overthrow the French government*
Lucas: *Enters the pub, puts a potted plant in the corner, and leaves*
Potted Plant: *Attempts to eat Archem*
Dragonium: Sigh. *Falls on face*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: This is America, pal.