Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

*Suddenly, everyone dies*
Nega-MT11: Oh no. Now we are all dead lol
Nega-Archen: That is not funny. That is not funny at all.
Nega-MT11: It is funny to me  

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: And you know why death is funny to me? Oh yes. It's because I find it amusing.
MIC: Oh really. Out of interest, if you're dead, how are you speaking, hmm? You going to explain that away as one of the many mysteries of the pub?
MT11: The truth is... Well. I need not explain myself. Take it away Razor!!!

*Lights dim, disco balls descend from the ceiling*

Razor: The beeeer, is actually elixer of liiiife. Thankyou.

Grandy: Did that really warrant a musical number?

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...So are we not Nega-* anymore???

...By the way, that was completely out of tune, Razor.  You made my ears bleed beer.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Drinking from AFL's ear* Eh? Gross.

[Linkizcool]

MT: OMG PPLS LETS GET ON THE TABLES AND CHEST BUMP EACH OTHER IN MID AIR

Osmose: OKAY LETS DO IT

Linkizcool: ME TOO!

*chest bump 3-way in mid air*

MT: OMG THAT WAS FUN LOLZ

Osmose: YA NUB

Linkizcool: YA KNOW WAT WUD BE FUN

Nub: PELVIC THRUSTS IN MID AIR

Linkizcool: no.

[Archem]

Archem: You know what?
Disembodied Voice: What?
Archem: I enjoy the time we've spent together.
Everyone: Aww.
*commercial break*

[Moosetroop11]

Commercial: Where there is Poketch, there is joy.

[Archem]

Commercial: Tired of shaving your pubic area? Tired of smelling that certain area? Then get Puberate™! It goes on smooth and rinses right off! No hassle, not stretching, no bloody messes! Try it today!

* Warning! May cause burning, itching, bleeding, contraction of various STDs, and, in a worst case scenario, death by heart condition.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Comercial: Tired of boring commercials that don't make sense whatsoever? Try new Bullet-in-the-Head!  Leave the world of boring commercials forever!

Sideeffectsmayincludedeathexternalbleedingextremepainandthepossibliltyofstillseeingsommercialsifyoulive.

Try Bullet-in-the-Head today!

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: I think I will try brand new Bullet-in-the-Head!
Archem: Which flavor!?!?
Meiscool: 9mm of course.
Archem: Oh, I heard Razor tried that flavor. You should ask him if it's a good choice.
Meiscool: Good idea! Hey Razor, are you satified with your choice of Bullet-in-the-Head flavor?
Razor: ....
Meiscool: No responce is a positive responce. Cya later!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Stares at screen* I should... Buy things.

Archem: Since when did we have advertisements, anyway?

AFL: Oh... Well. I bet we've always had them. Uh huh. And even if we didn't, there's no reason to suspect that I'd have anything to do with some sort of shady dealings.

*AFL appears on the screen dancing on  a stage*

Advert: Marching band... The musical. The most moving and uplifting piece since sliced bread the musical.

Sliced bread: But we were better. And don't you forget ittttt.

MT11: Youuuuu AFL. Youuu've been commercialising the pub!!!

AFL: I did no such thing!!! *Exit stage left*

[A Forgotten Legend]

Mt11: *Chases AFL stage left*
AFL: *appears stage right*
Archem: That was odd.

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: *returns from store* oh boy! My first gun!
Archem: Ya gonna do it?
Meiscool: You bet I am! *shoots*
Gun: Bang
William: WHAT THE *#^% MAN!? YOU JUST SHOT ME.
Meiscool: I still hate you, and I will never forget what you've done to me.
William: It was 45 years ago!
Meiscool: Exactly, as I recall.. it went something like this:
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William: Like what? You just stopped talking.
Meiscool: Oh. It went like this:
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William: Hey, bob, you should join charas project. It is awesome and you would love it.
Bob: Oh boy. I think I will name my character Shadus.
William: That's the best non-noob name in the world!
Bob: I KNOW. What is your name!
William: They shall call me Jynce and I will be respected and admired by many.
Bob: This is amazing.
William: An online community! They couldn't possibly not love us.
Bob: Yeah! And this guy Osmose will make sure everyone is nice to us.
William and Bob: Yay!
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William: With my last breath I will curse Bob! *curses Bob*
Meiscool: I'm really going nowhere with this. I just wanted to post and add some God damn plot.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: What is this thing called plot?  I had no idea it existed!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: No plot? What did you think all these *Pauses to look at a bit of paper* ...scripts were for?
MIC: And I'm just acting. In real life I actually am a girl.

*The entire of charas starts being nice to MIC*