Charas Pub

[elementalhero76]

The guy for 300: This is Jengaaaaaa!!!

Eh76: I have returned! *slices 300 guy in two."

300 guy: This is.... blarrrah *chokes on blood and splits in two*

warxe: welcome back!

EH76: I just came to see how charas 3.0 looked.
Its much better than before. you did good work.
* does cool hand wave gesture and leaves.*

warxe: you're welcome...

Lilsniffs4: Whos he?

EH76: your mom! *conjures giant jenga block and smashes him. Leaves.*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: How many Lilsniffs did you say there were?
DWMM: I don't remember:
Lilsniffs5: Hi!
AFL: *Snaps lilsniffs5 in half*  I don't think i can stand anymore of this.

[elementalhero76]

EH76: *enters* I know only one remedy for this but its dangerous!
AFL: does it involve stuffing jenga blocks up their asses and/or feeding them to the monster in the basement?
*cut to monster in the basement*
Monster: hiya! I eat noobs! Afl is my best friend in the whlole world.
*Back to pub*
EH76: eh... no, but it may cause severe damage to thie space time continuium (sp?).
DWMM: well nothing can be worse than these ever appearing noobs.
warxe: hmm... at least it won't be as bad as the big emerald.
Eh76: I remember that thread...anyways here goes. *lifts up sword of dimensions over head*

*The pub starts over but in an alternate reality*
AfL: It worked! The pub is lilsniff free!
DWMM: but we're up side down! oh wait... why are we tied by our ankles?
Flying nazi pig with AK47: oink snort belch! (humans must die!)
Eh76: this is what I was afraid of...
warxe: now what? Now we are being held hostage by flying nazi facist alien pigs!

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: I know how to save us! *holds up giant statue of Australia*
Bluhman: NO!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!! *explodes* *Chisoku appears*
Chisoku: *speaks random japanese and eats Bluhmans remains* *dissapears*
DWMM: .....

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: You fools! Warxe appered in the pub! crack some decent jokes!!! Get your humour on!!! *runs after Warxe* It's just a little quiet, it's still good! Come back! YOUU'RE ALL I HAVE NOWWW!

Bluhman: ...Gay.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Enters*
*Leaves*

[lilsniffs3]

DWMM: You don't think this pig is........
DWMM: Well, you know, *cocks shotgun
DWMM: Just in case this isn't noob-free.
Eh76: What?
AFL: No, Lilsniffs doesn't want us to die, we just want him to DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!!!
Eh76: BUT I WANT HIM TO BE SENT TO A TROLL KINGDOM PUB!
DWMM: Who cares! I WANT HIM TO BE TORCHERED IN A CHAMBER OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY!
All: *EVIL LAUGH! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[WarxePB]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
MT11: Warxe appered in the pub!

Wild Warxe appeared!
EH76 uses Bad Humor! *10 damage* It's not very effective...
Warxe uses Internet Meme! *OVER 9000 damage* It's super effective!
EH76 fainted!

MT11: WHAT 9000?!!?!?!
Warxe: Where there's smoke... they pinch back. *epic pose with explosions in the background*
Lilsniffs: But what about the epic plot we had going?
Warxe: Screw you. *decapitates Lilsniffs*

[Moosetroop11]

AFL is badly alcohol poisoned!
X_marks_the _ed isn't paying attention!
Bluhman has exploded!

MT11: Erm... *chucks a pub ball at Warxe (A different kind of pokeball that works well in damp, smelly places!)*

*Shake*


*Shake*


...


*Explosion*
Warxe: *8 times his normal size* AWWWW!!! I APPEARED TO BE CAUGHT!!!! *stamps on MT11*

MT11: Well that sucks.

[WarxePB]

Warxe uses Stomp! *94 damage*
MT11 uses Consume! But it failed.
DWMM uses Australia Statue! DWMM's Defense sharply rose!
AFL uses a Morning After pill! AFL is cured of pregnancy!
*All: O_o*
Warxe uses Fatality! It's a one-hit KO!
DWMM has been decapitated, had his heart ripped out, and most of his limbs severed!
MT11 uses Mod Power! MT11's Attack, Defense, Special Atk, Special Def, Speed, Accuracy and Evasion have all been raised to the max!
AFL uses a Max Revive! Lilsniffs has been revived!
MT11 uses Consume! Lilsniffs has been eaten, and MT11 regains all HP!
Warxe uses Big Emerald! AFL is warped to another dimension!

Warxe: Alright, enough of this parody Pokemon battle. *looks at MT11* Do you know what time it is?
MT11: Time to duel?
Warxe: No, you idiot. It's time to D-D-D-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDANCE! *starts breakdancing*
MT11: Oh no you didn't! *busts a move*

[Archem]

Archem: Bah! That's all so very stupid. I'm going outside to do manly things. Like buy myself a hooker and then run her over with a cement truck.
Warxe: *backflips out of Archem's way as he leaves*
MT11: Fine, yo. We don't be needin' no haytaz up in dis club.

OUTSIDE!!!

Archem: Oh, how I love those activities... If only I had the courage to tell them... At least I can tell you everything, Diary.
Archem's Diary: My name is Ron.

[Moosetroop11]

Diary: ..Ron WEASLEY.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed is sitting outside as well.
Archem looks up at Ed.
Ed: "You gotta fight for your dreams kids, no telling where they can take you."
Archem is confused.
Ed:"Get in there and dance, boy! Dance like you've never danced before!"
Archem floats back up.
Archem: "You're right, Ed! I'll make the best damn Valentine's day float that's ever been made.
Ed:"THAT's your dream? Forget it, I need a beer."

*Dramatic music plays as Ed enters the pub and does not leave.*

All stare as he walks up to Razor behind the counter.
Ed:"The regular, I've got to ride off into a stinking sunset, and I don't want to feel no stinkin' burns when I finally hit it."

[Archem]

Ron: If I had appendages, I would SO call the police and tell them about all the inappropriate touching that you've been doing.
Archem: Touching?! All I've been doing is opening you up, writing things inside you, and closing you, only to return at a later time to repeat the process!
Ron: And you don't see anything wrong with that?
Archem: ...
Ron: You need to see a psychiatrist. And the inside of a prison.
Archem: That's silly! You don't have any idea what you're talking about! you're just a book! Hell, you can't even talk!
Ron: My point has been made, and now it's been deepened.

[Moosetroop11]

Moosetroop11 turned his head slightly. He looked confused. Then, suddenly, the realisation dawned upon him and his expressions lit up.

Moosetroop: Ed just turned the pub into an RP! Neato.

As the sun set, the pubgoers quietly mused over this sudden turn of events.