Charas Pub

[Tomi]

Tomi:  So now Mimo can speak, and Meiscool is now subatomic particles? Hmmm...
MeisSubatomicParticles: What the **** *** *****!
Tomi: How do you prenounce asterisks?

[Archem]

Archem: I think they go something like this: Gdrdrhrrgdrrhr!!
Mimo: Like a wookie?
ZKX: Like MY wookie!
Razor: Oh, so Steve's back? From... Boot camp?
Steve falls through the hole in the ceiling.
Steve: AURAGHGHGH!!!
ZKX: No! Bad Steve! We use our inside voices!
Steve: Augrh?
ZKX: That's more like it! Good Steve... Here's a cookie!

Mimo: I want a cookie...
Tomi: Cease your idiocy! I fed you a grammar book! You should still be full!
Mimo: ...
Mimo: I still want a cookie...

[ZeroKirbyX]

ZKX: You'll never get a cookie!
Tomi: Why, will it tear our itsy bitsy niverse to oh so many pieces of paper like through a giant paper shredder of death a demise?
ZKX: No. I want the cookie.
Memo: ARGH! My name is mispelled!
Archem: Whhhhhyyyyyyy!?
MIC: Your face.
Memo: Your mom.
MT11: Your cookie.
ZKX: MY COOKIE!

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hmmm.. I wonder what new powers I have in subatomic particle form.
*MT11 walks in*
MT11: Mmm, particles! *Eats Meiscool*

*Nine weeks later*

MT11: What's wrong with me docter?
Razor: It seems you have a brain tumor.
MT11: Well, how'd I get that?

Meistumor: WTF? There's aliens everywhere in here! And I think I hear Raozr talking on the outside.

Raozr: I don't know.
MT11: Umm.. Shouldn't y-
Raozr: You're going to die.

Meistumor: Haha, I killed you without even trying. 0nw3d!! Just like when I face Raozr in U-
Raozr: STOP THAT! Raozr doesn't even look like Razor! I can't take this anymore *shoots self*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: If I'm going to die, I'd better make the most of what life I have left. I'm Going to charge that Scorpion tank with a battle rifle!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!! *A-splode*

MT11: *Respawns* 0_o
n00b: Pfft, noob.

***

Meistumor: Huh? MT11 re-spawned? Then where am I???
Mimo: You're stuck in MT11's old body plastered over my tank! Wuh wuh wuh!!
Meistumor: Oh noes! Now I'm stuck here forever!
Fireman: And I'm on fire again! Oh the agony!

***

Razor: Halo2? W-what the HELL? *Runs outside* Who the hell ordered this X-box?!?
Tomi: oops, sorry.
Razor: Where were you planning to keep this thing???
Tomi: I was thinking Ebay.
Razor: Will it FIT on Ebay???
/[Blatant plagiarism]

[Archem]

Mimo: I <3 my tank!
Archem: How the hell do you say that?
Mimo: What? <3?
MT11: That tumor thing really takes a lot out of you...
Mimo: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
MIT: N00B!!! Also, I'm smart now! w00t!
Archem: Why's everyone ignoring me?!
Drace: Anyone ever notice that the sky's red these days?
Razor: Blood red... Like blood.
Archem: All I wanted to know was how to say that word!
Steve: Eaugrhghruhghgh!
Mimo: I hear ya, buddy...
ZKX: Hey! That's my wookie! Stop playing with my wookie!  
Archem: GOD DAMMIT, HOW'D'YE SPELL THAT?!
ZKX:      
Mimo:    This is fun!

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: The sky is blood red... This must mean...
Archem: What? What does it mean..?
Bluhman: That the barrier between The Charas Pub and Oblivion has disintegrated! We're all doomed!
*A gigantic gate to Oblivion rises out of the ground, and silly lizards come out.*
Silly Lizards: YAR!
Bluhman: Run away!
MIC: From silly, talking lizards? What can they do?
*The silly lizards make a leap to MIC that has a ridiculous range and hurts like heck.*
MIC: Ow! Take this!
*MIC Smashes a Silly Lizard, but MIC kills himself in the process. MIC's ghost arises.*
MIC Ghost: What the hell?
Bluhman: They reflect damage back at you! They suck AND blow extremley! We have to go! RUN!
*So everybody runs, and the Silly Lizards go after them, tearing down the Pub as they go.

[Drace]

Drace: Suck and blow extremely? *grabs one* You're coming with me to the bathroom!
Lizard: *Stare of death comes in his eyes upon hearing this*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC Ghost: I'm dead? How can this be!? I have a Spider's Spark Sword!
Bluhman: They are Silly Lizards! They are immune to lightning and poison attacks!
MIC Ghost: Dear God... help us.

MIC: Hey bluhman, are you going to revive me?
Bluhman: No.
MIC: But... you're stock is full of revival potions. You can't carry anymore.
Bluhamn: True.
MIC: Wel-
*Silly Lizard Defeated*
*Bluhman gains 7 EXP*
*Revival Potion Dropped*
MIC: Hey, look at that! Just use one on me and pick that one up after.
Bluhman: Naw
MIC: Why no-
Bluhman: Because you're annoying.
MIC: Oh...
Bluhman: Yeah...

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Then again, you're no help as being dead. You will help us more if alive.
*Bluhman uses Revival Potion on MIC*
MIC: I'm alive again!
Bluhman: But still annoying.
MIC: ...
Razor: Our Pub has been ripped down, and Silly Lizards are running rampant. Um, I could use some help here?
Bluhman: Don't worry, I've got a plan.
Grandy: A plan? What do you plan to do with your plan?
Bluhman: Well, Inside the gate to Oblivion is a stone. This stone, when removed from its pedistal will cause the plane of oblivion to collapse. If this happens, the gate will shut, and monsters will stop coming out.
MIC: Sounds foolproof to me.
Bluhman: It's not. See, inside the gate are tons of monsters. Ones that are more powerful than the lizards coming out of the gate. We can't hope to defeat these lizards... So we must get someone who is powerful enough... Let's see... Razor?
Razor: No.
Bluhman: Yeah, you're a useless dog-thing... Let's see... Meiscool?... No that won't work... Somebody that has no problem with chopping people's heads off... Somebody who can just pull random warriors out from his pocket... Who might that b-
Grandy: How about Warxe?
Bluhman: I was getting to that.
MIC: Good, but how are we going to convince him to enter the gate?
Bluhman: Well... We'll...

[Drace]

Drace: *Comes out of the bathroom with a dead lizard* Damn... I broke him... I'm just gonna get a new one. *Grabs a new lizard and goes into the bathroom*

[Archem]

Archem: You guys DO realize that I'm a ghost, don't you?
Bluhman: Wah! I'm a-scared a ghosteses!!
Archem: -_-; What I meant is that I'd be able to go and "borrow" the stone, and return here lickity-split!
Drace: Lickity split, you say?
Silly Lizard: Oh God!!!
MIC: Yeah, you could, but you're also not very reliable...
Bluhman: And you're scary!
Razor: Then that settles it, no scary, unreliable ghost-type creatures can go on this quest! And Warxe seems... too blue...
Mimo: *crucnh crunch* This pub mix stuff is pretty good! Can I have some more?
Razor: You! Red guy! You're going in!
Mimo looks down and notices that he's wearing a red jump suit.
Mimo: Aww, son of a bitch...

[Bluhman]

*Mimo steps into the portal. He is in yon oblivion. He sees a stone. Mimo peaks his head back into the pub.*
Mimo: I see a stone.
Bluhman: Then get the stone!
Mimo: Ok.

Bluhman:...

Mimo: I can't get the stone.
Bluhman: Why?
Mimo: Well, this strange thing made of stones and electricity came up to me and started punching me away from the st-
*Mimo is suddenly pulled back into the gate.*
Mimo: Oh. Hello!
Stone guy: *ZAP.*
Mimo: Um... Could you... Let me go?
*The stone guy throws Mimo out of a nearby window. Mimo lands on an island. Around the island is what appears to be blood.*
Mimo: Cool! A fountain of kool-aid!
*Mimo steps into the blood. It's not blood, it's lava.*
Mimo: Owowowow! This kool-aid hurts!... Dangit, I have to get that stone somehow...

[Meiscool-2]

Blanket: Don't worry, I'll help you!
Mimo: Wah?
Phone: Blanket, no! He must pass this test on his own!
Blanket: Aw shucks.
Phone: Goodbye Hero! *Vanishes*
Blanket: So long... Mimo! *Fades*
Mimo: Hey! That Blanket left behind this magical Sword! Just what I need!

Blanket: Why did you stop me Phone?
Box: Yes, why did you stop him!?
Phone: He needs to do this on his own.
Box: But the stone is giving us cancer!
Puddle: Yeah! And the energy it gives off has given me AIDS.
Phone: I know.. I know. It's given all the creatures that come from the Gate AIDS, cancer, and other illnesses... But our Hero must do this on his own!

*Meanwhile*

Drace: *Comes out of the bathroom with a dead lizard* All done! Wow, I feel funny....

[Archem]

Mimo: Wow, this sword's cool. I could just stare at it forever...
A washing machine lands on Mimo.
Mimo: Ow! That fuggin' hurt! Wait... Why does it hurt? I'm just a paranormal being!
Archem fizzes out of the washing machine.
Archem: Just like me! Roflroflrofl!
Mimo: Oh, hi there...
Archem: Cool sword you got there... It totally goes with this sheild I found...
Mimo: Wait, where the hell did you find that legendary-type shield?!
Archem: Well, duh! I followed you in here! Or didn't you notice the oddly out-of-place Washing Machine of Justice following you around the whole time?
Mimo: Quite honestly, I did. But, you know, everything else was weird in the place, so it didn't seem that out-of-place...
Archem: Oh. Well... I'm green.
Mimo: Yes, I see that.
Archem: And you're red.
Mimo: -_-;
Archem: Hold on, hold on... There's a point I'm trying to make... Red and green are opposite colors-
Mimo: I though it was red and blue...
Archem:*Ahem*

Mimo: Fine, fine... You've made your point... Wait, no you haven't!
Archem: The point is that we're one in the same, but we're different people at the same time.
Mimo: ... Huh?
Archem: We're long lost twins!
DUH-DAH!!

***Back at the pub...***

Bluhman: I sense a plot twist...
Razor: And I sense a SHUT THE **** UP!!!