Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I'm not scared of no moose Faries.
Mid: My hero!
Drace: Note to self; Mid likes men that arn't afraid of moose Faries.

[Archem]

Archem sips on a cup of green tea.
Mimo: Is that... Bear piss?
Archem: Totally. Want some?
mimo: No. I want a prime role in this what-have-you.
Moose Faeries: Your wishees be granteded!
Archem: Oh great! They grant wishes AND they have poor grammar!
*poof!*
Mimo has gained a prime role in the whatsit!
MIC: Yo foo', what 'choo doin' round 'ere?! This is a composite-only zone! 49 Street, y'all!
Archem: Repreezent, fo' shizzle! Lead paint all the way! 9 up in this ho!
MT11: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because I ate 'em!
MIC: That was a terrible joke. You should be ashamed.
Mimo is engulfed in the clearly 100ish Moose Faries. Who keep changing their spelling.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Lol, I'm AceofSpades!
Razor: No you're not.
MIC: Yes I am lol.
Drace: No, you're just Meiscool.
MIC: Nutuh! I'm AceofSpades.
Tomi: No... just no.
MIC: Yes, rofl.
Drace: No, you're just an idiot.
MIC: *takes off mask* lmao, How did you know it was me?
Tomi: Common sense.
Warxe: *thinks* *wispers to everyone but Meiscool* Hey guys... let's take advantage of this and make him think that we think he actually is Ace.
Razor: What good will that do us?
Tomi: Razor is right. AceofSpades hasn't been entertaining for a long time.
Drace: I've had converstions with a rock that are more interesting then AceofSpades.
Warxe: Just play along.... *looks at MIC* There you are AceofSpades! I've been looking all over for you.
MIC: *Puts mask back on* You have?
Warxe: Yes, I wanted you to do something for me.
MIC: Oh, what do you need?
Tomi: Warxe is going to throw a huge party while Meiscool is away, and we want you to bring the beer.
MIC: LOL, I'm AceofSpades, I don't know what beer is.
Drace: He's got us there.
Warxe: Tomi is wrong. I wanted you to bring the girls.
MIC: LOL, I'm AceofSpades. I don't know any girls because I'm gay.
Razor: It's probally true.
Warxe: Uh.. did I say girls? I ment to say snacks.
MT11: I already ate them.
Warxe: Um... uh... Music! Yeah, bring music.
MIC: ROFL, ok. I have Madona and Ashley Simpson.
Tomi: TOLD YOU! TOLD YOU!
Warxe: Fine... bring the vidoe games.
MIC: LMAO, k. I'll bring the only multiplayer game I'm good at.
Drace: AceofSpades is good at something?
MIC: LOL, ure rite. I guess I'm bringing nothing.
Warxe: Oh for the love of... fine, just bring Meiscool.
MIC: Wanna know a secert lol?
Drace: No, not really.
MIC: I'm actually Meiscool!
Razor: Really now?
MIC: Yep, I had you all fooled!
Mid: Oh Meiscool, you're so clever!
Grandy: Jackass.

[Tomi]

Tomi: Lol, I'm IHAS!
Razor: No you're not.
Tomi: Yes I am lol.
Drace: No, you're just Tomi.
Tomi: Nutuh! I'm IHAS.
MIC: No... just no.
Tomi: Yes, rofl.
Drace: No, you're just an idiot.
Tomi: *takes off mask* lmao, How did you know it was me?
MICi: Common sense.
Warxe: *thinks* *wispers to everyone but Tomil* Hey guys... let's take advantage of this and make him think that we think he actually is Sammich Boy.
Razor: What good will that do us?
MIC: Razor is right. IHAS hasn't been entertaining for a long time.
Drace: I've had converstions with a rock that are more interesting then IHAS.
Warxe: Just play along.... *looks at Tomi* There you are IHAS! I've been looking all over for you.
Tomi: *Puts mask back on* You have?
Warxe: Yes, I wanted you to do something for me.
Tomi: Oh, what do you need?
MIC: Warxe is going to throw a huge party while Tomi is away, and we want you to bring the beer.
Tomi: LOL, I'm IHAS, I don't know what beer is.
Drace: He's got us there.
Warxe: MIC is wrong. I wanted you to bring the girls.
Tomi: LOL, I'm IHAS. I don't know any girls because I'm gay.
Razor: It's probally true.
Warxe: Uh.. did I say girls? I ment to say snacks.
MT11: I already ate them.
Warxe: Um... uh... Music! Yeah, bring music.
Tomi: ROFL, ok. I have Madona and Ashley Simpson.
MICi: TOLD YOU! TOLD YOU!
Warxe: Fine... bring the vidoe games.
Tomi: LMAO, k. I'll bring the only multiplayer game I'm good at.
Drace: IHAS is good at something?
Tomi: LOL, ure rite. I guess I'm bringing nothing.
Warxe: Oh for the love of... fine, just bring Tomi.
Tomi: Wanna know a secert lol?
Drace: No, not really.
Tomi: I'm actually Tomi!
Razor: Really now?
Tomi: Yep, I had you all fooled!
Mid: Oh Tomi, you're so clever and hawt unlike Drace!
Grandy: Opposite of Jackass.

[Moosetroop11]

*Box opens and FuSoYa walks out*
FuSoYa: We must stop the Lunar Giant, or the pub is doomed!
Palmtree: *Produces coconut*
Coconut: Sweee
MT11: What a wacky turn of events!! Eh? Eh?

Everyone: *Lookes at MT11, bored*
MT11: ...

...sigh. Hey look at me I'm Grandy and I'm ghey like with Drace.
Everyone: w00t!
MIC: Hahaha! He liek totally insulted Grandy in a clever way! Now who am I again?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *puts on Warxe mask* Lolool, I'm Warxe

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Puts on Warxe mask* Hey, he's right!

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Posers.

[Emerates]

Emerates: Have you guys tried the 'off' button yet?
Leading members of the Pub:.......
Emerates: Okay, I'm goin' back into hiding again.....

*'waka waka' is heard growing steadily louder*

[Archem]

[LOADING]
Archem: God, I hate these long load times... I wonder what kind of crazy antics I'm missing out on?
With the people who load faster...
MIC: Looool!
Warxe: ZOMG I'm still me!
Tomi: Now I'm IHOP!
Emerates: No! Back, fiend! Eat pellets, not I!!!
Still loading...
Mimo: Dude, you need a faster processor... and a Twixter.
DarkFlood: Haha! I get it!
Archem: No, you don't. Go back to your fast-loading antics.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: OMG BAD L4G, KIK U N00b *kicks Archem*

[Tomi]

*the Uncle walks in*
StoMiB : Hey, stop that with your n00b bashing!
Everyone: Sorry Uncle!

[Moosetroop11]

Noo Tomi! Don't say you're... One of them now!??!
MrMister: I am the MASTER!

[Meiscool-2]

Drace: *wakes up in a cold sweat* OMFG!
Mid: Honey, what's wrong?
Drace: I was having this really strange dream where we were all at the pub, everyone was being gay and wearing masks, and pacman was about to eat us, while mario was uncloging my drain.
Mid: Well, it was just a dream. Go back to bed.
Drace: I don't think I can.
Mid: Aww. How about if I have sex with you first, then do you think you can fall asleep?
Drace: Yeah.
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MIC: *wakes up in a cold sweat* OMFG!
Mid: Honey, what's wrong?
MIC: I was having a dream where you were having pity sex with Drace!
Mid: Ewww.
MIC: I know. Also, I think I might've wet the sheets.

[Grandy]

 Grandy *hanging from the ceiling*: Oh, that was me, sorry. *is holding a hose* I would giv you an explanation about why I am here, after this long without even entering the pub, holding a hose while hanging from a rope above your bed, but that would be long and tiring for both of us. So let's just assume I did this for the best.
 MIC: Oookay... I won't ask you why you're above my bed.
 Grandy: Good.
 MIC: Holding a hose....
 Grandy: Okay.
 MIC: Or why did you spray water at me.
 Grandy: Yes.
 MIC: But what I really want to know...
 Grandy: What?
 MIC: Why are you naked?
 Grandy: ... ... ... ... Don't judge me!