Charas Pub

[Grandy]

Grandy: Guys, stop kicking Angel in the head.
Angel: T-thanks, I'm not feeling so well.
Grandy: Propper spots are legs, crotch, neck, belly, and backside. $2 to kick once and each three kicks get you another one, entirelly free of charge! *makes a stand out of the rubbles of the pub* I'll be taking your money for this completelly legal operation that is not a fraud in any way other than it being a fraud.

[Fisherson]

Fish: *Runs in weilding lightsaber* I can't allow you to make a specticle of this man, engard!

Angel: Yay! I'm saved!

Fish: *Takes a step towards Grandy raising his saber high* Now. Will you surrender or- *Trap door opens*- Eh? Waaaaaahhh- *Thud* Ow......Not again dammit!

Grandy: *Looks down hole* He seems to have alot of trouble with those.

Angel: Yeah....O_O;;

Grandy: Now....back to business! Step right up, folks! Beat the crap outta Angel Walter for 24 a hit!

Angel: -__-;;

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *Runs in wielding lightsaber* I can't allow you to make a specticle of this man, engard!

Grandy: You're standing on the hole in the floor.

Ed: *sidesteps off of it.* Sorry.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *Runs with the cash before Lucas notices he paid the wrong guy.*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: That's IT!
*Sidesteps next kick and falls down trap-hole*
Angel: Fish, look out!
Fish: Wha-!?
Angel & Fish: OWIE!

[Bluhman]

Bluhman (Inside trap door-hole): Welp, how about some gay sex?
Angel + fisherson: **** YES
*Grenade blows up. All three of them die*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: Not again! *Rubs head*
Fish: Does this happen often?
Angel: Increasingly...
Angel & Fish: DAMMIT BLUHMAN!
Bluhman: Hey! It's not MY fault!

[lilsniffs3]

Lilsniffs walks around.

Lilsniffs: I'm alone...

Lilsniffs shoots himself.

[MissingName]

MissingName walks in again, slips on Lilsniffs' blood, breaks leg.

MissingName:  I require assistance please!

Razor:  Ah, suck it up.

[Bluhman]

MissingName: But...

Razor: I told you, suck it up. Suck your own blood up, and freaking ingest it, so that the original amount of blood that was once in you returns to your body.

MissingName: But the digestive system doesn't work like that, you fool!

Razor: Oh. That's right. Then suck my dick.

MissingName: ...You know, this is highly uncharacteristic of you.

Razor: ...

*Razor whips off a mask to reveal it's sephiroth underneath it!!*

Sephiroth: Dammit. I almost had you, too.

*Razor climbs out once again from some random pile of rubble he had actually been living in this whole time.

Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOOTH!!!

Sephiroth: Woah, man. No need to ye-

Razor: You took... EVERYTHING... From me. My pub, my social interactions... YOU had STOLEN my IDENTITY and made me freaking HOMELESS. NOW. YOU. WILL. PAY!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: No.

*Sephiroth explodes into fairy's dust*

Razor:... Next time... Next... Time...

*Razor falls over in a drunken stupor, back into his rubble pile home.*

[schilcote]

An Icarus wormhole appears, and Schilcote steps out.

He presses the RESET button on the compilotron...

[Angel Walter]

*Angel wakes up in bed and decides to go down the pub for a lemonade*

[MissingName]

*MissingName has finished bandaging up his leg.

MissingName: Is there any good scotch here?  I'm still in a lot of pain...

[schilcote]

Schilcote: What do you mean you don't have Sageterian mineral water? Fine then.

Schilcote types on his compilotron and presses enter, a glass appears, floating upside down in midair.

Schilcote: Well, that's a bug.

[Angel Walter]

*Angel arrives again*
Angel: Can I have a lemonade now?
Everyone except Angel (EEA): NO!
Angel: Mmkay... What about-
EEA: NO!
*Everyone starts kicking Angel in the face again*