Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Very... creative...

Gutsman: Where books come from!?

[Red Giant]

Mr. T: Quiet, foo'! *Pounds Gutsman*
My job here is done.

*Mr. T gets beamed up*

[Darkfox]

Kyubi Foxtar: Hey... I was going to do that...

[WarxePB]

*The 100-pound cartoon anvil from before falls  through the roof again and through the same hole*
Razor: Huh?
*Warxe appears on the floor of the pub*
Warxe: Er... I don't really know.
*Warxe goes 8-bit*
Red: Aww isn't he cute?
*Lightwolf goes 8-bit for some reason*
Razor: This doesn't bode well.
Red: Since when do you say 'bode'?
Razor: I just wanted to beep beep bloop ding
*in mid-sentence, Razor went 8-bit*
Xen: Okay, that's starting to creep me out.
Red: As much as... books? *holds up a book*
Xen: NOOOOOO! NOT THE BOOKS!!!! BEEP DING BLEEP!
*You guessed it*
Red: Oooookay....

[Red Giant]

Red: Am I glad I'm not 8 bit. Ha ha! Aah, it makes me feel good to laugh at the less fortunate.
Now for some beer!
I just need to look down, and then I- AAAH!!!

*Beer is 8 bit*

Red: Oh god! The horror! It's lost a whole dimension! How do I drink it?! How do I pick it up?!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Here's a better question: "How could you drink it before?"

[Red Giant]

Red: I will go into great detail and explain the wonders of how I can drink beer without having a mouth, throat or stomach in exactly six seconds.
*Anvil falls through roof and lands on Red, they both fall through the floor*

[Kenshin_Sagara]

*KS gets consious back*
KS: wow thats some crazy vodka.....atleast the effects gone..
*KS looks at the 8-bit crew*
KS:...HOLY SH*T....phew its a good think I'm drunk or I would be worried.....i hate hang overs....I think im gonna stick to saki.......*KS passes out again*
.....

*PLOOP*

*Kenshin is now 8-bit*

[Darkfox]

*Darkfox floats upwards and back to the floor*

Darkfox: Wow! It's all done with anvils! Uh... I don't get it but I think there is a splinter in my 5th tail...

Old Mario: Momamia! *POOF but remains the same* silly peoples, Im-a already eight bit-a!

[Grandy]

Grandy: I still normal! *turn 8-bits* ...I have to learn to shut my mouth...
 Xen: AAAAAH!!! THE BOOKS!! MAKE IT STOP!!! *shut a book take a book shut a book take a book*
 *Xen goes 8-bit*
 Xen: UH? Hey, I cant shut more books! I'm too small now!! PARTY!
 *The books turn 8-bits*
 Xen: NOOOOOO!!!
 *One black book open as a mouth (you know, like the Harry Potter an the Chamber of Secrets, that scream-letter-thing)*
 Black Book: You cant run Xen, we rule you!
 *Xen hold his head*
  Xen: NO, I IS NOT TRUE!!!
 Black Book: You know its true, Xen, you cant escape!!!
 Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 --Back to the ones that dont wanna be 8-bits--
 Warxe: We have to grow up and fast!
 Razor *looks to Toad (if Mario is there, Toad is too, everione is doing this) thinking*
 Grandy: *Looks to where razor is looking* *Looks to Razor* I think I know waht you're thinking...
 *The others look tho where they're looking* *Everyone looks each other and start smile*

 --2 minuuts later--
 Grandy *back to normal*: I still dont know how these mushrooms make grow up, but they sure taste good.
 (Xen was screaming "NOOOOOOOO" and dont eat.)

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 walks in. He sees that everyone is either 8-bit, covered in books, screaming, or dead. He orders a coca cola with extra ice.

[Darkfox]

*The Bartender goes 8-bit*

Bartender: Bloop... *text pops up in old NES all caps style*

"Item: C. Cola"

"HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?"

And under that is...

"No. Owned: 0"

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 orders 4. A tinkling sound happens and a text box comes up that says "MT11 obtained 4 coca cola!"
Red gets up and whacks his head on the text box. he swears and falls unconsious.

[Red Giant]

Red: *Gets up* Ok, who did this?! Who turned everything 8-bit?
Billy: IT WAS ME!!1 (You only get this if you've seen arfenhouse)
Red: BIIIIIIIILLLYYYYYYY!!!!11!
Billy: LOOlOLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOOLLOLLO!!11!!LoL
Red: Right! I'm not standing for this!

*Red encounters Billy in ATB battle*

Red: *Humming battle music* Hm h hm h hm hm hm h hm h hm hm

*Billys Atb is faster*

Red: *Grabs his own atb and pulls it all the way to the top, then nails it in*
HAHA!
*Attack, attack, Firaga, Wateraga, Attack, Defend, Potion, Firaga, Attack, blizzaraga, Killeragaga, Bananananana, Phoenix down, attack, Groin kick!*

Billy: AAAaaAAaaaaaaHHhHHhhh!!! *Gets teleported into the groin kick realm*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: *Right ear falls over his right eye with a blank confused look* That was much weirder than usual...

*Wasaby appears in her usual black coat to match her black skin*

Wasaby: I've seen weirder...
*Wasabe runs in*
Wasabe: No you haven't...
Wasaby: Yes I have...
Wasabe *gets an annoyed look*: No you haven't!
Wasaby *also gets annoyed*: YES I HAVE!
Wasabe: Thats it!

*Wasabe vs Wasaby fighting game style thing pops up*

Announcer Voice: Wasabe versus Wasaby! ARE YOU READY TO FUMBLE!?

Darkfox: Ahem... it's rumble, not fumble...